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<<set $header = 0>>\ <div style="text-align: center;">\ <p class="double">\ <br>CRYPT SHYFTER FALLEN EMPIRE<br> by kung fu space barbarian<br> </p>\ [[Start]] </div>\ <<set $magic = 0>>\ <<set $sneak = 0>>\ <<set $fight = 0>>\ <<set $inventory= []>>\ <<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $gold = 25>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $maxHP = 10>>\ <<set $mp = 5>>\ <<set $maxmp = 5>>\ <<set $level = 1>>\ <<set $weapon = "Broad Sword">>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Broad Sword")>>\ <<set $frostfang = 0>>\ <<set $ironforge = 0>>\ <<set $elf = 0>>\ <<set $brain = 0>>\ <<set $quests = 0>>\ <<set $header = 1>>\Azmar was nearly destroyed when Cataclysmo arrived.<br> [[Next|Continue]]The vicious Shyfter set fire to cities and scorched the land with her terrible magic. Thousands perished in the resulting inferno.<br> [[Next|2]]The surviving barbarians fled to their last bastion of hope: a crumbling stone temple dedicated to the long forgotten goddess, Shergblatt. You are one of those barbarians.<br> [[Next|3]]As the strongest barbarian in the tribe, you hold the revered title of Zarkaja: Great Leader. Your people make constant requests for food, blankets, and water, all of which have become harder and harder to find.<br> [[Next|4]]Today is just like every other day in the Temple of Shergblatt: you've awoken to dozens of requests for aid, and you must now plan your adventure for the day. What will you do first?<br> [[Search the Frostfang mountains for water]] [[Sneak into the ruins of Ironforge Keep to find clothing and blankets]]<<if visited("Turn back")>>\ You once again ascend the Frostfang Mountains and return to the crumbling ledge you encountered earlier.<br> [[Attempt to cross the ledge]] [[Turn back]] <<else>>\ The Frostfang Mountains are dangerous. In addition to the warring barbarian tribes vying for supremacy, the mountains are home to hordes of vicious monsters. You grab your Broad Sword and set out at once.<br> [[Next|tothemountains]] <</if>>\<<if visited("goingbacko")>>\ You return to the crumbling stone tower. You can still see the treasure chest and blankets sitting at the top.<br> <<if $inventory.indexOf("Magic Elf Rope") gte 0>>\ [[Use the Magic Elf Rope to climb the tower]] <</if>>\ [[Go back|goingbacko]] <<else>>\ Ironforge Keep was once a powerful stronghold built to defend the border between the savage Red Desert and human civilization.<br> [[Next|whaits]] <</if>>\The path to the Frostfang Mountains winds through the valley like a slithering serpent. You spend almost an hour trekking across the barren landscape until finally arriving at the base of the mountains.<br> [[Next|upthemts]]A strong wind kicks up, and before long snow starts to fall. You can see two pathways leading up into the mountains: a dirt path leading into a cave and a set of stairs hewn from the rock. Which way will you go?<br> [[Take the stairs]] [[Enter the cave]]You climb the stairs. An abominable snow beast attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('Winfight', 'losefight')`>><</link>>You enter the cave. A snow spider attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('Winfight2', 'losefight2')`>><</link>><table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Your HP</td> <td><<display 'hpbar'>></td> <td>$hp/$maxHP</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Enemy HP</td> <td><<display 'ehpbar'>></td> <td>$ehp/$maxehp</td> </tr> </table><<if $hp == $maxHP>>\ <progress value="100" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($hp gte (.75 * $maxHP)) and ($hp lte (1 * $maxHP))>>\ <progress value="75" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($hp gte (.50 * $maxHP)) and ($hp lte (.75 * $maxHP))>>\ <progress value="50" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($hp gte (.25 * $maxHP)) and ($hp lte (.50 * $maxHP))>>\ <progress value="25" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif $hp lte 0>>\ <progress value="0" max="100"> </progress> <<else>>\ <progress value="5" max="100"> </progress> <</if>>\<b>HP:</b> $hp/$maxHP <<display 'hpbar'>> <u>Items:</u> Pizza: $pizza <<print $inventory.join("\n")>>You don't find anything.<br> [[Next|Continue up the steps]]You climb higher up the stairs and arrive at a narrow mountain trail. The tiny ledge ahead of you looks like it could crumble away at any time. The wind picks up and you dig your feet into the snow, bracing against the powerful gusts.<br> [[Attempt to cross the ledge]] [[Turn back]]You are standing at the top of the stairs. An abominable snow beast attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('Winfight', 'losefight')`>><</link>> <<set $hp = 10>>\GAME OVER.<br> Thanks for playing!<<set $hp -= 3>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ The snow beast bites you. -3 HP. You have run out of HP. You are dead!<br> [[Retry]] [[Quit]] <<else>>\ The snow beast bites you. -3 HP.<br> <<link 'Keep fighting' `either('Winfight', 'losefight')`>><</link>> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Eat pizza to restore HP]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\You slay the snow beast with your $weapon. The beast dies in a bloody heap.<br> [[Loot body]] [[Continue up the steps]]<<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $pizza -= 1>>\ You eat a slice of pizza. HP restored!<br> [[Next|fighttheab]]The abominable snow beast is angry that you didn't share. It wants to eat you.<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('Winfight', 'losefight')`>><</link>><<if visited("elfquest")>>\ You return to Shergblatt's Temple. What will you do?<br> <<if $frostfang == 0>>\ [[Search the Frostfang mountains for water]] <</if>>\ <<if $ironforge == 0>>\ [[Sneak into the ruins of Ironforge Keep to find clothing and blankets]] <</if>>\ <<if $elf == 0>>\ [[Talk to the elf]] <</if>>\ <<if $brain == 0>>\ [[Go to the elf village to slay the floating brain]] <</if>>\ [[Visit the healing shrine]] <<else>>\ You return to Shergblatt's Temple. A mysterious elf is waiting for you at the entrance.<br> [[Next|elfquest]] <</if>>\Your wounds are healed. What will you do next?<br> <<if $frostfang == 0>>\ [[Search the Frostfang mountains for water]] <</if>>\ <<if $ironforge == 0>>\ [[Sneak into the ruins of Ironforge Keep to find clothing and blankets]] <</if>>\ <<if $elf == 0>>\ [[Talk to the elf]] <</if>>\ <<if $brain == 0>>\ [[Go to the elf village to slay the floating brain]] <</if>>\ <<set $hp = 10>>\You slay the snow spider with your $weapon. The spider dies in a bloody heap.<br> [[Loot body|loot2]] [[Continue through the cave]]<<set $hp -= 2>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ The snow spider bites you. -2 HP. You have run out of HP. You are dead!<br> [[Retry|retry1]] [[Quit]] <<else>>\ The snow spider bites you. -2 HP.<br> <<link 'Keep fighting' `either('Winfight2', 'losefight2')`>><</link>> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Eat pizza to restore HP|piz2]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\You are standing in the cave. A snow spider attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('Winfight2', 'losefight2')`>><</link>> <<set $hp = 10>>\<<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $pizza -= 1>>\ You eat a slice of pizza. HP restored!<br> [[Next|fighttheabspid]]The snow spider is angry that you didn't share. It wants to eat you.<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('Winfight2', 'losefight2')`>><</link>>You don't find anything.<br> [[Next|Continue through the cave]]You trek deeper into the cave and arrive at a narrow path jutting out over a vast crevasse. The tiny ledge looks like it could crumble away at any time. A powerful wind picks up from below and you dig your feet into the dirt, bracing against the powerful gusts.<br> [[Attempt to cross the ledge]] [[Turn back]]<<if $inventory.indexOf("Rune-Forged Warboots") gte 0>>\ Thanks to the magic of your Rune-Forged Warboots, you're able to gracefully sprint across the crumbling ledge just moments before it collapses. There's no going back now.<br> [[Next|nogoingback]] <<else>>\ You take a cautious step out onto the ledge. The snow and rocks under your feet immediately crumble away, plummeting into the abyss far below. This path is impassable with your current gear. Perhaps a pair of magically infused boots would help you pass this way?<br> [[Next|Turn back]] <</if>>\Seeing no way forward, you head back down the mountain. Maybe you'll find a magic item to help you pass this way later.<br> [[Next|Return to Shergblatt's Temple]]The path leads you to the top of the Frostfang Mountains, where you discover a serene mountain lake. You can fill your magic water jugs here. There's just one problem... a patrol of Bloodsurge Barbarians approaches!<br> [[Talk to them]] <<link 'Fight them' `either('winfight8', 'losefight8')`>><</link>>The Keep was destroyed when Cataclysmo attacked, and is now little more than a dangerous ruin. Some even believe the Keep is haunted by the ghosts of soldiers who died defending it.<br> [[Next|thesod]]You enter the crumbling Keep, scanning the stones and dust for any sign of ghosts. Suddenly, a creeping vine lashes out and tries to ensnare you!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight4', 'losefight4')`>><</link>>You hack the creeping vine apart with your $weapon and continue on your way.<br> [[Next|aftervine]]<<set $hp -= 3>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ The creeping vine squeezes you. -3 HP. You have run out of HP. You are dead!<br> [[Retry|anotherretry]] [[Quit]] <<else>>\ The creeping vine squeezes you. -3 HP.<br> <<link 'Keep fighting' `either('winfight4', 'losefight4')`>><</link>> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Eat pizza to restore HP|morepizza]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\You are standing in the ruins of Ironforge Keep. A creeping vine is trying to ensnare you!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight4', 'losefight4')`>><</link>> <<set $hp = 10>>\<<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $pizza -= 1>>\ You eat a slice of pizza. HP restored!<br> [[Next|fighttheabspiddd]]The creeping vine lashes out.<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight4', 'losefight4')`>><</link>>You discover a ruined tower just up ahead. You can see a treasure chest at the top, and what's more- tattered blankets caught on spears fluttering in the wind!<br> [[Next|howtoclimb]]The stairs have been completely destroyed, and the smooth stone offers little in the way of gripping and footholds. You'll need a coil of magic elf rope to climb this tower.<br> <<if $inventory.indexOf("Magic Elf Rope") gte 0>>\ [[Use the Magic Elf Rope to climb the tower]] <</if>>\ [[Go back|goingbacko]]Using the magic rope as a lasso, you catch hold of one of the pillars near the top of the tower and begin to climb. Once you arrive at the top you are able to gather a handful of blankets and investigate the treasure chest.<br> [[Open treasure chest]]With no rope on hand, you're forced to go back the way you came.<br> [[Next|Return to Shergblatt's Temple]]"Did you slay the floating brain?" asks the elf.<br> <<if $brain gte 1>>\ [[The floating brain will no longer trouble your slumber.]] <</if>>\ [[Not yet. I'll be back when it's dead.|Return to Shergblatt's Temple]]"Greetings, barbarian!" says the elf. "I understand you're the leader of the tribe here. If you can spare a moment, I'd like to make a request."<br> [[Next|What do you want?]]"My clan is in need of assistance. A strange floating brain is threatening my people and giving everyone nightmares- it's been nearly a week since anyone's been able to sleep! Please slay the beast so that we can rest in peace once again."<br> [[I'll slay the floating brain.]] [[I don't have time to help elves. I have other duties to attend to.]]The elf looks disappointed. He goes and sits in the corner of the temple by the fire. What will you do?<br> <<if $frostfang == 0>>\ [[Search the Frostfang mountains for water]] <</if>>\ <<if $ironforge == 0>>\ [[Sneak into the ruins of Ironforge Keep to find clothing and blankets]] <</if>>\ <<if $elf == 0>>\ [[Talk to the elf]] <</if>>\ [[Visit the healing shrine]]"Thank you, barbarian!" says the elf. He goes and sits in the corner of the temple by the fire. What will you do?<br> <<if $frostfang == 0>>\ [[Search the Frostfang mountains for water]] <</if>>\ <<if $ironforge == 0>>\ [[Sneak into the ruins of Ironforge Keep to find clothing and blankets]] <</if>>\ <<if $elf == 0>>\ [[Talk to the elf]] <</if>>\ <<if $brain == 0>>\ [[Go to the elf village to slay the floating brain]] <</if>>\ [[Visit the healing shrine]]The elf looks disappointed. He goes and sits in the corner of the temple by the fire. What will you do?<br> <<if $frostfang == 0>>\ [[Search the Frostfang mountains for water]] <</if>>\ <<if $ironforge == 0>>\ [[Sneak into the ruins of Ironforge Keep to find clothing and blankets]] <</if>>\ <<if $elf == 0>>\ [[Talk to the elf]] <</if>>\ <<if $brain == 0>>\ [[Go to the elf village to slay the floating brain]] <</if>>\ [[Visit the healing shrine]]You head to the Oddwood in search of the elf village. When you finally arrive, you find the village in a sad state. The elves look exhausted, and everyone is very cranky.<br> [[Next|wherethebrain]]"Thank you, barbarian! The elves will not forget your heroic deeds. Please, take this magic rope as thanks. I pray it will aid you in your quest."<br> [[Next|gottheropt]]You got MAGIC ELF ROPE! The elf departs the temple.<br> [[Next|Return to Shergblatt's Temple]] <<set $elf += 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Magic Elf Rope")>>\After speaking with a few of the sleep-deprived elves, you learn that the floating brain lives in a castle in the middle of the Oddwood. You begin your trek deeper into the forest, and before long you arrive at the castle.<br> [[Next|fightingit]]The floating brain is immediately aware of your presence. It zooms down from the top of the castle and attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight5', 'losefight5')`>><</link>><<set $hp -= 4>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ The floating brain blasts your mind with magic. -4 HP. You have run out of HP. You are dead!<br> [[Retry|anotherretryx]] [[Quit]] <<else>>\ The floating brain blasts your mind with magic. -4 HP.<br> <<link 'Keep fighting' `either('winfight5', 'losefight5')`>><</link>> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Eat pizza to restore HP|morepi3zza]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\You chop the floating brain in half with your $weapon, shattering its evil magic!<br> [[Next|aftervinefighter]]You are standing at the base of a woodland castle. The floating brain attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight5', 'losefight5')`>><</link>> <<set $hp = 10>>\<<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $pizza -= 1>>\ You eat a slice of pizza. HP restored!<br> [[Next|fighttheabspidddd]]The floating brain makes farting noises.<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight5', 'losefight5')`>><</link>>You return to the elf village and find the elves lost in a peaceful slumber. Quest complete!<br> [[Next|Return to Shergblatt's Temple]] <<set $brain += 1>>\You find RUNE-FORGED WARBOOTS! These magic warboots will make it easier to cross difficult terrain.<br> [[Return to Shergblatt's Temple|returnwiththeblankets]] <<set $inventory.push("Rune-Forged Warboots")>>\ <<set $ironforge += 1>>\ <<set $quests += 1>>\<<if $quests gte 2>>\ You return to Shergblatt's temple with the blankets. Now your tribe will be warm during the cold nights! Quest complete!<br> [[Next|timeforashyfterscene]] <<else>>\ You return to Shergblatt's temple with the blankets. Now your tribe will be warm during the cold nights! Quest complete! What will you do next?<br> <<if $frostfang == 0>>\ [[Search the Frostfang mountains for water]] <</if>>\ <<if $ironforge == 0>>\ [[Sneak into the ruins of Ironforge Keep to find clothing and blankets]] <</if>>\ <<if $elf == 0>>\ [[Talk to the elf]] <</if>>\ <<if $brain == 0>>\ [[Go to the elf village to slay the floating brain]] <</if>>\ [[Visit the healing shrine]] <</if>>\One of the barbarian elders approaches you. "Zarkaja! There's been another Shyfter attack. Cataclysmo and her forces are laying siege to the wizard city of Kadabra. Their walls won't hold much longer, and they call for aid! Will you save them?"<br> [[I'll smash that Shyfter into pudding!]] [[Nah, it's been a long day. I think I'd rather eat pizza and play video games.]]What do you want to say?<br> [[I seek water for my tribe. May I fill my canteens in the lake?]] [[Get out of my way, you ugly, stinky barbarians!]] [[Give me all your treasure, buttheads!]]<<if visited("fillthecanteens")>>\ You battle the Coldstone Barbarians in an epic struggle, but they're no match for you! You cut them down with your $weapon, spilling blood and guts all over the snow!<br> [[Loot the bodies|aftervinefightebarbsr]] <<else>>\ You battle the Bloodsurge Barbarians in an epic struggle, but they're no match for you! You cut them down with your $weapon, spilling blood and guts all over the snow!<br> [[Loot the bodies|aftervinefightebarbsr]] <</if>>\<<set $hp -= 4>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ The barbarians smash you with hammers. -4 HP. You have run out of HP. You are dead!<br> [[Retry|anotherretryx8]] [[Quit]] <<else>>\ The barbarians smash you with hammers. -4 HP.<br> <<link 'Keep fighting' `either('winfight8', 'losefight8')`>><</link>> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Eat pizza to restore HP|morepi35zza]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\<<set $quests += 1>>\ <<set $frostfang += 1>>\ <<if visited("fillthecanteens")>>\ You find a pair of magic gauntlets- THE COLDSTONE WARFISTS! These will make you look even more awesome.<br> [[Next|fillitup]] <<set $inventory.push("Coldstone Warfists")>>\ <<else>>\ You find a pair of magic gauntlets- THE BLOODSURGE WARFISTS! These will make you look even more awesome.<br> [[Next|fillitup]] <<set $inventory.push("Bloodsurge Warfists")>>\ <</if>>\You are standing near a serene mountain lake. You can fill your magic water jugs here. But suddenly you're attacked by a clan of angry barbarians!<br> <<link 'Fight them' `either('winfight8', 'losefight8')`>><</link>> <<set $hp = 10>>\<<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $pizza -= 1>>\ You eat a slice of pizza. HP restored!<br> [[Next|fighttheabspiddddddf]]The barbarians go into a savage frenzy because you didn't share your pizza with them.<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight8', 'losefight8')`>><</link>>"This is our lake!" shout the barbarians. "Are you one of the Coldstone Barbarians? We hate their clan!"<br> [[No, I come from Shergblatt's Temple at the base of the mountains. I don't know the Coldstone Barbarians.]] [[You bet I'm with them! They sent me here to kill you scrawny little wimplings!]]The barbarians are enraged. They attack!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight8', 'losefight8')`>><</link>>The barbarians are enraged. They attack!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight8', 'losefight8')`>><</link>>"Then we have no quarrel with you. You may fill your canteens, but be quick! The Coldstone Barbarians could approach at any moment."<br> [[Next|fillthecanteens]]The barbarians are enraged. They attack!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight8', 'losefight8')`>><</link>>You're about to fill up the canteens with water when suddenly you're ambushed by a squad of Coldstone Barbarians! The savages mistake you for a Bloodsurge Barbarian- there's no escape!<br> <<link 'Fight them' `either('winfight8', 'losefight8')`>><</link>><<if $quests gte 2>>\ You fill up the canteens and return to Shergblatt's temple. Now your tribe won't die of thirst! Quest complete!<br> [[Next|timeforashyfterscene]] <<else>>\ You fill up the canteens and return to Shergblatt's temple. Now your tribe won't die of thirst! Quest complete! What will you do next?<br> <<if $frostfang == 0>>\ [[Search the Frostfang mountains for water]] <</if>>\ <<if $ironforge == 0>>\ [[Sneak into the ruins of Ironforge Keep to find clothing and blankets]] <</if>>\ <<if $elf == 0>>\ [[Talk to the elf]] <</if>>\ <<if $brain == 0>>\ [[Go to the elf village to slay the floating brain]] <</if>>\ [[Visit the healing shrine]] <</if>>\"You are a true hero, Zarkaja. Please, take this magic sword. It is infused with the blessings of Shergblatt. Her divine magic will keep you safe. Use it to slay Cataclysmo and save the world!"<br> [[Next|gotsmahg]]You very unheroically lounge around the temple, eating pizza and playing video games while Cataclysmo systematically destroys the world. It isn't long before the Temple of Shergblatt is also destroyed. You are killed in the attack.<br> GAME OVER<<set $inventory.push("Magic Sword")>>\ <<set $inventory.delete("Broad Sword")>>\ You obtained THE MAGIC SWORD! Shyfters will tremble before your power.<br> [[Next|tothefinaleballe]]The barbarians of your tribe hold a grand pizza party in your honor. They thank you for all you've done for them by healing your wounds and giving you extra slices of pizza for the road. It's time to kill a Shyfter!<br> [[Next|tothecastle]] <<set $pizza += 2>>\ <<set $hp = 10>>\The road to Kadabra splits after a while. One path cuts through a mysterious valley, while the other path winds along the sandy beach. Which way will you go?<br> [[Cut through the valley]] [[Walk along the beach]]You begin walking through the mysterious valley. Suddenly a dozen lizardmen charge out of the mist and attack!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight9', 'losefight79')`>><</link>>You begin walking along the beach. The waves feel cool on your feet, but suddenly a dozen giant crabs tumble out of the water and attack!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight9', 'losefight9')`>><</link>><<set $hp -= 4>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ The crabs pinch you with their claws. -4 HP. You have run out of HP. You are dead!<br> [[Retry|anotherretryxcrab]] [[Quit]] <<else>>\ The crabs pinch you with their claws. -4 HP.<br> <<link 'Keep fighting' `either('winfight9', 'losefight9')`>><</link>> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Eat pizza to restore HP|morepi3z898za]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\<<if visited("Cut through the valley")>>\ You slice the lizardmen apart with your Magic Sword.<br> [[Loot the bodies|crablooter]] [[Keep walking]] <<else>>\ You slice the giant crabs apart with your Magic Sword.<br> [[Loot the bodies|crablooter]] [[Keep walking]] <</if>>\<<if visited("Cut through the valley")>>\ You are standing in the middle of a mysterious valley. A bunch of lizardmen attack!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight9', 'losefight79')`>><</link>> <<else>>\ You are standing on the beach. A bunch of giant crabs attack!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight9', 'losefight9')`>><</link>> <</if>>\ <<set $hp = 10>>\<<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $pizza -= 1>>\ You eat a slice of pizza. HP restored!<br> [[Next|fighttheabspidddtyuedd]]<<if visited("Cut through the valley")>>\ The lizardmen hiss at you.<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight9', 'losefight79')`>><</link>> <<else>>\ The crabs make creepy clicking noises.<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight9', 'losefight9')`>><</link>> <</if>>\You don't find anything.<br> [[Next|Keep walking]]You spend the rest of the day walking. By sundown you finally arrive at the city of Kadabra. The buildings are in flames. Cataclysmo has taken the form of a dragon and is spiraling overhead, unleashing torrents of fire on the city.<br> [[Taunt the Shyfter]] <<link 'Throw your Magic Sword like a javellin and try to impale the Shyfter' `either('winfight9x9', 'losefight9x9')`>><</link>>What do you want to say?<br> [[Your breath smells like my butt!|taunts]] [[Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?|taunts]] [[Last time I saw something like you I flushed it!|taunts]]The Shyfter is enraged. It attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight99', 'losefight99')`>><</link>><<set $hp -= 6>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ The Shyfter slashes you with its claws. -6 HP. You have run out of HP. You are dead!<br> [[Retry|anotherretryxcrffffab]] [[Quit]] <<else>>\ The Shyfter slashes you with its claws. -6 HP.<br> <<link 'Keep fighting' `either('winfight99', 'losefight99')`>><</link>> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Eat pizza to restore HP|morepi3zaaaaa898za]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\You impale the Shyfter with your Magic Sword. The enchanted blade sucks out all of Cataclysmo's magic! The Shyfter dies!<br> [[Next|tehlk]]You are standing outside the gates of Kadabra. Cataclysmo attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight99', 'losefight99')`>><</link>> <<set $hp = 10>>\<<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $pizza -= 1>>\ You eat a slice of pizza. HP restored!<br> [[Next|fighttheabspiddddddfgdtyuedd]]The Shyfter is enraged by the sight of pizza.<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight99', 'losefight99')`>><</link>>The magic sword impales the Shyfter and sucks out all its magic! The Shyfter dies!<br> [[Next|tehlk]]You throw your Magic Sword, but it misses! Luckily, it's a Magic Sword, so it comes right back to your hand. The Shyfter is enraged. It attacks!<br> <<link 'Fight' `either('winfight99', 'losefight99')`>><</link>>Kadabra is saved, and the world is safe from the tyranny of Shyfters once again. Songs will be sung about this day, barbarian. You are a hero!<br> [[Next|theeverlovingend]]<<set $hp -= 4>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ The lizardmen stab you with spears. -4 HP. You have run out of HP. You are dead!<br> [[Retry|anotherretryxcrab]] [[Quit]] <<else>>\ The lizardmen stab you with spears. -4 HP.<br> <<link 'Keep fighting' `either('winfight9', 'losefight79')`>><</link>> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Eat pizza to restore HP|morepi3z898za]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\Congratulations! You win.<<if $header == 1>>\ <div class="myDiv">\ <span class='no'>\ <div style="text-align: center;">\ <<link "Back">><<run Engine.backward()>><</link>> | <<link "Save">><<script>>UI.saves()<</script>><</link>> | [[Restart][state.restart()]] </div>\ </span>\ </div> <</if>>\<<run UI.restart()>>\ [[Restart][state.restart()]]