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<<set $header = 0>>\ <div style="text-align: center;">\ <p class="double">\ <br>CRYPT SHYFTER CLOUD MOUNTAIN<br> by kung fu space barbarian<br> </p>\ [[Start|hero1]] <<set $hp = 10>>\ <<set $maxHP = 10>>\ <<set $sword = 0>>\ <<set $gold = 35>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\ <<set $inventory= []>>\ <<set $quests= []>>\ <<set $quests.push("No quests yet")>>\ <<set $arm = 0>>\ <<set $sd = 0>>\ <<set $def = 0>>\ <<set $basedef = 0>>\ <<set $helm = 0>>\ <<set $shieldpenalty = 0>>\ <<set $armorpenalty = 0>>\ <<set $monsters = 0>>\ <<set $level = 1>>\ <<set $levelcap = 100 * $level>>\ <<set $xp = 0>>\ <<set $atk = 0>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ <<set $weap = "None">>\ <<set $armor = "None">>\ <<set $shield = "None">>\ <<set $weaponmod1 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod1 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickedness","of Warding","of Giants","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadows")>>\ <<set $weaponmod2 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod2 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of the Ninja","of the Samurai","of the Pirate King","of the Lich Lord","of the Cursed Hand","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Giants","of Evil","of Shadows")>>\ <<set $weaponmod3 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod3 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Giants","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadows")>>\ <<set $weapon1 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $weapon2 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $weapon3 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $armor1 = either("Hide Armor","Leather Armor","Studded Armor","Padded Armor","Chain Mail","Dragon Scale Armor","Half Plate","Plate Armor","Ring Mail","Iron Suit")>>\ <<set $armormod1 = either("Holy","Bloody","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Impenetrable","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postarmormod1 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadows","of Giants")>>\ <<set $armor2 = either("Hide Armor","Leather Armor","Studded Armor","Padded Armor","Chain Mail","Dragon Scale Armor","Half Plate","Plate Armor","Ring Mail","Iron Suit")>>\ <<set $armormod2 = either("Holy","Bloody","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Impenetrable","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postarmormod2 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadows","of Giants")>>\ <<set $armor3 = either("Hide Armor","Leather Armor","Studded Armor","Padded Armor","Chain Mail","Dragon Scale Armor","Half Plate","Plate Armor","Ring Mail","Iron Suit")>>\ <<set $armormod3 = either("Holy","Bloody","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Impenetrable","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postarmormod3 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadows","of Giants")>>\ <<set $weaponmod4 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod4 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Warding","of Giants","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadows")>>\ <<set $weapon4 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $weaponmod5 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod5 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Villains","of Warding","of Giants","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadows")>>\ <<set $weapon5 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $weaponmod6 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod6 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Villains","of Warding","of Giants","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadow")>>\ <<set $weapon6 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $weaponmod7 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod7 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Villains","of Warding","of Giants","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadow")>>\ <<set $weapon7 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $weaponmod8 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod8 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Villains","of Warding","of Giants","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadow")>>\ <<set $weapon8 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $weaponmod9 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod9 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Villains","of Warding","of Giants","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadow")>>\ <<set $weapon9 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $armor4 = either("Hide Armor","Leather Armor","Studded Armor","Padded Armor","Chain Mail","Dragon Scale Armor","Half Plate","Plate Armor","Ring Mail","Iron Suit")>>\ <<set $armormod4 = either("Holy","Bloody","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Impenetrable","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postarmormod4 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadow","of Giants")>>\ <<set $armor5 = either("Hide Armor","Leather Armor","Studded Armor","Padded Armor","Chain Mail","Dragon Scale Armor","Half Plate","Plate Armor","Ring Mail","Iron Suit")>>\ <<set $armormod5 = either("Holy","Bloody","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Impenetrable","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postarmormod5 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadow","of Giants")>>\ <<set $armor6 = either("Hide Armor","Leather Armor","Studded Armor","Padded Armor","Chain Mail","Dragon Scale Armor","Half Plate","Plate Armor","Ring Mail","Iron Suit")>>\ <<set $armormod6 = either("Holy","Bloody","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Impenetrable","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postarmormod6 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadow","of Giants")>>\ <<set $weaponmod15 = either("Holy","Atomic","Humongous","Bloody","Broken","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Tiny","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Wooden","Powerful","Lethal","Secret","Ultimate","Devastating","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postweaponmod15 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickedness","of Warding","of Giants","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadows")>>\ <<set $weapon15 = either("Dagger","Rapier","Scimitar","Whip","Slingshot","Shortbow","Staff","Pike","Knife","Battle Axe","Club","Axe","Javelin","Spear","Halberd","Greatsword","Broadsword","Hammer","Sickle","Lance","Longsword","Longbow","Trident","Mace","Morningstar","Warhammer","Maul","Flail","Greataxe")>>\ <<set $bluegem = 0>>\ <<set $yellowgem = 0>>\ <<set $redgem = 0>>\ <<set $greengem = 0>>\ <<set $skads = 1>>\ <<set $crowbar = 0>>\ <<set $net = 0>>\ <<set $arcanekey = 0>>\ <<set $skeletonkey = 0>>\ <<set $gems = 0>>\ <<set $spiders = 0>>\ <<set $skeldoor = 0>>\ <<set $hagwin = 0>>\ <<set $alea = 0>>\ <<set $adventure = 0>>\ <<set $ambercrystal = 0>>\ <<set $willowcrystal = 0>>\ <<set $snowcrestcrystal = 0>>\ </div>\ <<set $header = 1>>\<table style="width:100%; table-layout: fixed;"> <tr> <td>Your HP</td> <td><<display 'hpbar'>></td> <td>$hp/$maxHP</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Enemy HP</td> <td><<display 'ehpbar'>></td> <td>$ehp/$maxehp</td> </tr> </table><<if $hp == $maxHP>>\ <progress value="100" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($hp gte (.75 * $maxHP)) and ($hp lte (1 * $maxHP))>>\ <progress value="75" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($hp gte (.50 * $maxHP)) and ($hp lte (.75 * $maxHP))>>\ <progress value="50" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($hp gte (.25 * $maxHP)) and ($hp lte (.50 * $maxHP))>>\ <progress value="25" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif $hp lte 0>>\ <progress value="0" max="100"> </progress> <<else>>\ <progress value="5" max="100"> </progress> <</if>>\<b>HP:</b> $hp/$maxHP <<display 'hpbar'>> Level: $level<br> <u>Items:</u> Gold: $gold Pizza: $pizza Weapon: $weap Armor: $armor Shield: $shield <<print $inventory.join("\n")>><<if $ehp == $maxehp>>\ <progress value="100" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($ehp gte (.75 * $maxehp)) and ($ehp lte (1 * $maxehp))>>\ <progress value="75" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($ehp gte (.50 * $maxehp)) and ($ehp lte (.75 * $maxehp))>>\ <progress value="50" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif ($ehp gte (.25 * $maxehp)) and ($ehp lte (.50 * $maxehp))>>\ <progress value="25" max="100"> </progress> <<elseif $ehp lte 0>>\ <progress value="0" max="100"> </progress> <<else>>\ <progress value="5" max="100"> </progress> <</if>>\<<run UI.restart()>>\ [[Restart][state.restart()]]<div style="text-align: center;">\ HP: <font color="pink">$hp/$maxHP</font> | Level: <font color="lightgreen">$level</font> | Gold: <font color="yellow">$gold</font> MP: <font color="lightblue">$mp/$maxmp</font> | Attack: <font color="red">$atkpwr</font> | Defense: <font color="orange">$def</font> </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 6>>\ <<set $gold -= 6>>\ <<set $pizza += 1>>\ You bought a slice of healing pizza!<br> [[Continue|Tavern]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Tavern]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <u>Items</u> Gold: $gold <<if $town == "town1">>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Item</td> <td>Properties</td> <td>Cost</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Holy Amulet|A holy amulet (+5 HP) - 60 gold]]</td> <td>+5 HP</td> <td>60gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Lucky Charm|A lucky charm (+1 defense) - 95 gold]]</td> <td>+1 ARMOR</td> <td>95gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Strength Ring|A strength ring (+2 attack) - 100 gold]]</td> <td>+2 STR</td> <td>100gp</td> </tr> </table> <<elseif $town == "town2">>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Item</td> <td>Properties</td> <td>Cost</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Snow Gear]]</td> <td>Protection from cold</td> <td>25gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Boots of Speed]]</td> <td>+2 SPEED</td> <td>120gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Spellbook]]</td> <td>+5 MAGIC</td> <td>150gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Power Gauntlets]]</td> <td>+3 STR</td> <td>175gp</td> </tr> </table> <<else>>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Item</td> <td>Properties</td> <td>Cost</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Cape of Invisibility]]</td> <td>+3 SPEED</td> <td>200gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Ring of Protection]]</td> <td>+3 ARMOR</td> <td>250gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Crown of the Barbarian Kings]]</td> <td>+5 ALL STATS</td> <td>350gp</td> </tr> </table> <</if>>\ [[Back|Shop]] </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ Gold: $gold<br> You are standing in the tavern. What do you want to do?<br> <table style="width:100%; table-layout: fixed;"> <tr> <td>[[Rest - 3gp]]</td> <td>[[Buy pizza - 6gp]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Buy Beer - 8gp]]</td> <td><<if $town == "town1">>[[Leave|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Leave|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Leave|Town 3]]<</if>></td> </tr> </table> </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Holy Amulet") gte 0>>\ You already have one of those!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 60>>\ <<set $gold -= 60>>\ <<set $hp += 5>>\ <<set $maxHP += 5>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Holy Amulet")>>\ Purchased Holy Amulet. Max HP increased by 5!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Lucky charm") gte 0>>\ You already have one of those!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 95>>\ <<set $gold -= 95>>\ <<set $basedef += 1>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Lucky charm")>>\ Purchased a Lucky Charm. Defense increased by 1!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Strength Ring") gte 0>>\ You already have one of those!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 100>>\ <<set $gold -= 100>>\ <<set $atk += 2>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Strength Ring")>>\ Purchased a Strength Ring. Attack power increased by 2!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\What kind of hero are you?<br> [[Magical|Spellslinger]] [[Beefy|Barbarian]] [[Fast|Shadow]]<<set $atk = 3>>\ <<set $speed = 2>>\ <<set $mp = 1>>\ <<set $maxmp = 1>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ <<set $class = "Barbarian">>\ <div style="text-align: center;">\ Character selection complete.<br> [[READY PLAYER ONE]] </div>\ <<set $weap = "Club">>\ <<set $armor = "Loincloth">>\ <<set $shield = "Wooden shield">>\<<set $atk = 2>>\ <<set $speed = 1>>\ <<set $mp = 3>>\ <<set $maxmp = 3>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ <<set $class = "Spellslinger">>\ <div style="text-align: center;">\ Character selection complete.<br> [[READY PLAYER ONE]] </div>\ <<set $weap = "Knife">>\ <<set $armor = "Magic bathrobe">>\ <<set $shield = "Wooden shield">>\<<set $atk = 1>>\ <<set $speed = 3>>\ <<set $mp = 2>>\ <<set $maxmp = 2>>\ <<set $class = "Shadow">>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ <div style="text-align: center;">\ Character selection complete.<br> [[READY PLAYER ONE]] </div>\ <<set $weap = "Knife">>\ <<set $armor = "Clothes">>\ <<set $shield = "Wooden shield">>\When the elves of the Oddwood come of age, they undergo an ancient and sacred rite of passage: the Bonding Ritual.<br> [[Continue|bonding]]<div style="text-align: center;">\ <u>Armor</u> Gold: $gold <<if $town == "town1">>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Armor</td> <td>Defense</td> <td>Penalty</td> <td>Cost</td> <td></td> </tr> <tr> <td>$armormod1 $armor1 $postarmormod1</td> <td><<if $arm gte 1>><font color="#e95065">1 ← $arm</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$arm → 1</font><</if>></td> <td>-</td> <td>30gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Leather armor]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>$armormod2 $armor2 $postarmormod2</td> <td><<if $arm gte 2>><font color="#e95065">2 ← $arm</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$arm → 2</font><</if>></td> <td>-</td> <td>50gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Chain mail]]</td> </tr> </table> [[Back|Shop]] <<elseif $town == "town2">>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Armor</td> <td>Defense</td> <td>Penalty</td> <td>Cost</td> <td></td> </tr> <tr> <td>$armormod3 $armor3 $postarmormod3</td> <td><<if $arm gte 3>><font color="#e95065">3 ← $arm</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$arm → 3</font><</if>></td> <td>-1 speed</td> <td>80gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Half plate]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>$armormod4 $armor4 $postarmormod4</td> <td><<if $arm gte 5>><font color="#e95065">5 ← $arm</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$arm → 5</font><</if>></td> <td>-3 speed</td> <td>120gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Full plate]]</td> </tr> </table> [[Back|Shop]] <<else>>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Armor</td> <td>Defense</td> <td>Penalty</td> <td>Cost</td> <td></td> </tr> <tr> <td>$armormod5 $armor5 $postarmormod5</td> <td><<if $arm gte 6>><font color="#e95065">6 ← $arm</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$arm → 6</font><</if>></td> <td>-2 speed</td> <td>150gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Dragon scale]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>$armormod6 $armor6 $postarmormod6</td> <td><<if $arm gte 7>><font color="#e95065">7 ← $arm</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$arm → 7</font><</if>></td> <td>-</td> <td>200gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Magic Armor]]</td> </tr> </table> [[Back|Shop]] <</if>>\ </div><div style="text-align: center;">\ <u>Shields</u> Gold: $gold <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Shield</td> <td>Defense</td> <td>Penalty</td> <td>Cost</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Small shield]]</td> <td><<if $sd gte 1>><font color="#e95065">1 ← $sd</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sd → 1</font><</if>></td> <td>-</td> <td>20gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Large shield]]</td> <td><<if $sd gte 3>><font color="#e95065">3 ← $sd</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sd → 3</font><</if>></td> <td>-1 speed</td> <td>40gp</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Magic shield]]</td> <td><<if $sd gte 5>><font color="#e95065">5 ← $sd</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sd → 5</font><</if>></td> <td>-</td> <td>100gp</td> </tr> </table> [[Back|Shop]] </div><div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sd gte 1>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Shields]] <<else>>\ A small shield will increase your shield defense: $sd → 1 Buy a small shield for 20 gold?<br> [[Buy|buysmallshield]] [[Back|Shields]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sd gte 3>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Shields]] <<else>>\ A large shield will increase your shield defense: $sd → 3 Buy a large shield for 40 gold?<br> [[Buy|buylargeshield]] [[Back|Shields]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sd gte 5>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Shields]] <<else>>\ A magic shield will increase your shield defense: $sd → 5 Buy a magic shield for 100 gold?<br> [[Buy|buymagicshield]] [[Back|Shields]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $arm gte 1>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <<else>>\ Buy $armormod1 $armor1 $postarmormod1 for 30 gold?<br> [[Buy|buyleather]] [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $arm gte 2>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <<else>>\ Buy $armormod2 $armor2 $postarmormod2 for 50 gold?<br> [[Buy|buychain]] [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $arm gte 3>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <<else>>\ Buy $armormod3 $armor3 $postarmormod3 for 80 gold?<br> [[Buy|buyhalf]] [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $arm gte 5>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <<else>>\ Buy $armormod4 $armor4 $postarmormod4 for 120 gold?<br> [[Buy|buyfull]] [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $arm gte 6>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <<else>>\ Buy $armormod5 $armor5 $postarmormod5 for 150 gold?<br> [[Buy|buydragon]] [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $arm gte 7>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <<else>>\ Buy $armormod6 $armor6 $postarmormod6 for 200 gold?<br> [[Buy|buymagicarmor]] [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 3>>\ <<set $gold -= 3>>\ <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ You spend the night. HP restored!<br> [[Continue|Tavern]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Tavern]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $town = "town1">>\ Location: Amber<br> You are standing in the middle of town. Where do you want to go?<br> [[Shop]] [[Tavern]] [[Wizard Academy]] <<if $ambercrystal == 1>>\ [[Leave]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $town = "town2">>\ Location: Willow Hill<br> You are standing in the middle of town. Where do you want to go?<br> [[Shop]] [[Tavern]] [[The Old Fortress]] <<if $willowcrystal == 1>>\ [[Leave]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $town = "town3">>\ Location: Snowcrest<br> You are standing in the middle of town. Where do you want to go?<br> [[Shop]] [[Tavern]] <<if visited("Ice Castle")>>\ [[Frozen Caverns]] <<else>>\ [[Ice Castle]] <</if>>\ <<if $snowcrestcrystal == 1>>\ [[Leave]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <u>Shop</u> Gold: $gold <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>[[Weapons]]</td> <td>[[Armor]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Shields]]</td> <td>[[Items|Buy items]]</td> </tr> </table> <<if $town == "town1">>[[Leave|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Leave|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Leave|Town 3]]<</if>> </div>\<<if $monsters == 0>>\ <<set $round = 1>>\ Defeat 5 opponents in the arena to win a fabulous prize!<br> [[Fight]] <<if $town == "town1">>[[Leave|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Leave|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Leave|Town 3]]<</if>> <<elseif $monsters == 5>>\ <<set $monsters -= 5>>\ <<set $round = 1>>\ Congratulations, you have defeated 5 opponents in a row! You earned a prize!<br> <<link 'Claim reward' `either('wingold','winmp','winstr','winspeed','winhp')`>><</link>> <<else>>\ <<goto 'Fight'>>\ <</if>>\You return to the crossroads.<br> [[Continue|thesign]]<div style="text-align: center;">\ <u>Weapons</u> Gold: $gold <<if $town == "town1">>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Weapon</td> <td>Damage</td> <td>Cost</td> <td></td> </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod1 $weapon1 $postweaponmod1</td> <td><<if $sword gte 2>><font color="#e95065">2 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 2</font><</if>></td> <td>20gp</td> [[Buy|Dagger]] </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod2 $weapon2 $postweaponmod2</td> <td><<if $sword gte 3>><font color="#e95065">3 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 3</font><</if>></td> <td>30gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Staff]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod3 $weapon3 $postweaponmod3</td> <td><<if $sword gte 5>><font color="#e95065">5 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 5</font><</if>></td> <td>45gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Short Sword]]</td> </tr> </table> [[Back|Shop]] <<elseif $town == "town2">>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Weapon</td> <td>Damage</td> <td>Cost</td> <td></td> </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod4 $weapon4 $postweaponmod4</td> <td><<if $sword gte 6>><font color="#e95065">6 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 6</font><</if>></td> <td>55gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Spear]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod5 $weapon5 $postweaponmod5</td> <td><<if $sword gte 8>><font color="#e95065">8 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 8</font><</if>></td> <td>70gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Saber]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod6 $weapon6 $postweaponmod6</td> <td><<if $sword gte 11>><font color="#e95065">11 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 11</font><</if>></td> <td>90gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Broadsword]]</td> </tr> </table> [[Back|Shop]] <<else>>\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Weapon</td> <td>Damage</td> <td>Cost</td> <td></td> </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod7 $weapon7 $postweaponmod7</td> <td><<if $sword gte 14>><font color="#e95065">14 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 14</font><</if>></td> <td>110gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Battle Axe]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod8 $weapon8 $postweaponmod8</td> <td><<if $sword gte 16>><font color="#e95065">16 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 16</font><</if>></td> <td>120gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Warhammer]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>$weaponmod9 $weapon9 $postweaponmod9</td> <td><<if $sword gte 20>><font color="#e95065">20 ← $sword</font><<else>><font color="#52d273">$sword → 20</font><</if>></td> <td>150gp</td> <td>[[Buy|Magic Sword]]</td> </tr> </table> [[Back|Shop]] <</if>>\ </div><div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 2>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod1 $weapon1 $postweaponmod1 for 20 gold?<br> [[Buy|buydagger]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 3>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod2 $weapon2 $postweaponmod2 for 30 gold?<br> [[Buy|buystaff]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 5>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod3 $weapon3 $postweaponmod3 for 45 gold?<br> [[Buy|buyshortsword]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 6>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod4 $weapon4 $postweaponmod4 for 55 gold?<br> [[Buy|buyspear]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 8>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod5 $weapon5 $postweaponmod5 for 70 gold?<br> [[Buy|buysaber]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 11>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod6 $weapon6 $postweaponmod6 for 90 gold?<br> [[Buy|buybroadsword]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 14>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod7 $weapon7 $postweaponmod7 for 110 gold?<br> [[Buy|buybattleaxe]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 16>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod8 $weapon8 $postweaponmod8 for 120 gold?<br> [[Buy|buywarhammer]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $sword gte 20>>\ This item is useless to you!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <<else>>\ Buy $weaponmod9 $weapon9 $postweaponmod9 for 150 gold?<br> [[Buy|buymagicsword]] [[Back|Weapons]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 20>>\ <<set $gold -= 20>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod1 $weapon1 $postweaponmod1">>\ <<set $sword = 2>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod1 $weapon1 $postweaponmod1 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 30>>\ <<set $gold -= 30>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod2 $weapon2 $postweaponmod2">>\ <<set $sword = 3>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod2 $weapon2 $postweaponmod2 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 45>>\ <<set $gold -= 45>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod3 $weapon3 $postweaponmod3">>\ <<set $sword = 5>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod3 $weapon3 $postweaponmod3 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 55>>\ <<set $gold -= 55>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod4 $weapon4 $postweaponmod4">>\ <<set $sword = 6>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod4 $weapon4 $postweaponmod4 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 70>>\ <<set $gold -= 70>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod5 $weapon5 $postweaponmod5">>\ <<set $sword = 8>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod5 $weapon5 $postweaponmod5 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 90>>\ <<set $gold -= 90>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod6 $weapon6 $postweaponmod6">>\ <<set $sword = 11>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod6 $weapon6 $postweaponmod6 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 110>>\ <<set $gold -= 110>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod7 $weapon7 $postweaponmod7">>\ <<set $sword = 14>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod7 $weapon7 $postweaponmod7 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 120>>\ <<set $gold -= 120>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod8 $weapon8 $postweaponmod8">>\ <<set $sword = 16>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod8 $weapon8 $postweaponmod8 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 150>>\ <<set $gold -= 150>>\ <<set $weap = "$weaponmod9 $weapon9 $postweaponmod9">>\ <<set $sword = 20>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Purchased $weaponmod9 $weapon9 $postweaponmod9 Attack power: $atkpwr<br> [[Continue|Weapons]]<br> <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Weapons]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 20>>\ <<set $gold -= 20>>\ <<set $shield = "Small Shield">>\ <<set $shieldpenalty = 0>>\ <<set $sd = 1>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $arm + $sd>>\ You bought a small shield! Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Shields]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Shields]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 40>>\ <<set $gold -= 40>>\ <<set $shield = "Large Shield">>\ <<set $sd = 3>>\ <<set $shieldpenalty = 1>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $arm + $sd>>\ You bought a large shield! Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Shields]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Shields]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 100>>\ <<set $gold -= 100>>\ <<set $shield = "Magic Shield">>\ <<set $shieldpenalty = 0>>\ <<set $sd = 5>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $arm + $sd>>\ You bought a magic shield! Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Shields]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Shields]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 30>>\ <<set $gold -= 30>>\ <<set $armor = "$armormod1 $armor1 $postarmormod1">>\ <<set $arm = 1>>\ <<set $armorpenalty = 0>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ Purchased $armormod1 $armor1 $postarmormod1 Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Armor]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 50>>\ <<set $gold -= 50>>\ <<set $armor = "$armormod2 $armor2 $postarmormod2">>\ <<set $arm = 2>>\ <<set $armorpenalty = 0>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ Purchased $armormod2 $armor2 $postarmormod2 Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Armor]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 80>>\ <<set $gold -= 80>>\ <<set $armor = "$armormod3 $armor3 $postarmormod3">>\ <<set $arm = 3>>\ <<set $armorpenalty = 1>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ Purchased $armormod3 $armor3 $postarmormod3 Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Armor]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 120>>\ <<set $gold -= 120>>\ <<set $armor = "$armormod4 $armor4 $postarmormod4">>\ <<set $arm = 5>>\ <<set $armorpenalty = 3>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ Purchased $armormod4 $armor4 $postarmormod4 Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Armor]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 150>>\ <<set $gold -= 150>>\ <<set $armor = "$armormod5 $armor5 $postarmormod5">>\ <<set $arm = 6>>\ <<set $armorpenalty = 2>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ Purchased $armormod5 $armor5 $postarmormod5 Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Armor]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 200>>\ <<set $gold -= 200>>\ <<set $armor = "$armormod6 $armor6 $postarmormod6">>\ <<set $arm = 7>>\ <<set $armorpenalty = 0>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ Purchased $armormod6 $armor6 $postarmormod6 Total defense: $def<br> [[Continue|Armor]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold to buy that!<br> [[Back|Armor]] <</if>>\ </div>\<<set $xpgain = random(30,80) + $level>>\ <<set $wingold = random(8,12) + $level>>\ <<set $enemytype = random(1,2)>>\ <<set $ehp = random(0,5) + Math.round($maxHP/2)>>\ <<set $maxehp = $ehp>>\ <<set $edamage = Math.round($atk/2) + random(0,3)>>\ <<set $espeed = Math.round($speed/2)>>\ <<set $earmor = Math.round($def/2)>>\ <<set $playerinit = random(1,6) + $speed>>\ <<set $enemyinit = random(1,6) + $espeed>>\ <div style="text-align: center;">\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> <<if $playerinit gte $enemyinit>>\ [[Attack]] [[Magic]] [[Items]] <<else>>\ You are caught by surprise! The enemy attacks first.<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $atkdmg = random(1,$atkpwr) + $level - $earmor>>\ <<if $atkdmg lte 0>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> Your attack deals 0 damage!<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] <<else>>\ <<set $ehp -= $atkdmg>>\ <<if $ehp lte 0>>\ <<set $ehp = 0>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> Your attack deals $atkdmg damage! You defeated the enemy!<br> [[Continue|gotowin]] <<else>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> Your attack deals $atkdmg damage!<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ Magic Points: $mp/$maxmp <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>Spell</td> <td>Effect</td> <td>Cost</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Healing Touch]]</td> <td>Restores HP</td> <td>1 MP</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Fireball]]</td> <td>Deals basic magic damage</td> <td>2 MP</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[Blizzard]]</td> <td>Deals powerful magic damage</td> <td>3 MP</td> </tr> </table> [[Back|fightscreen]] </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <u>Items</u><br> <<if $pizza gte 1>>\ [[Healing Pizza]] ($pizza) <</if>>\ <<if $beer gte 1>>\ [[Magic Beer]] ($beer) <</if>>\ Weapon: $weap Armor: $armor Shield: $shield <<print $inventory.join("\n")>><br> [[Back|fightscreen]] </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> [[Attack]] [[Magic]] [[Items]] </div>\ <<set $edamage = random(0,2) + $level>>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $gold += $wingold>>\ <<set $xp += $xpgain>>\ <<if $xp gte $levelcap>>\ <<set $level += 1>>\ <<set $levelcap = $level * 100>>\ <<set $hp += 3>>\ <<set $maxHP += 3>>\ <<set $atk += 1>>\ <<set $speed += 1>>\ <<set $mp += 1>>\ <<set $maxmp += 1>>\ You gained $xpgain XP. You reached LEVEL $level! You found $wingold gold coins! <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <td>+3 HP</td> <td>+1 Strength</td> </tr> <tr> <td>+1 Speed</td> <td>+1 Magic</td> </tr> </table> [[Continue|checkendstate]]<br> <<else>>\ You gained $xpgain XP. You found $wingold gold coins!<br> [[Continue|checkendstate]]<br> <br> <</if>>\ </div>\<<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $gold to Math.round($gold/2)>>\ <<set $lostgold to Math.round($gold/2)>>\ <<set $monsters = 0>>\ You return to town, battered and exhausted. You lost half your gold, but you are still alive. Better luck next time!<br> [[Continue|Town 1]]<<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $gold to Math.round($gold/2)>>\ <<set $lostgold to Math.round($gold/2)>>\ <<set $monsters = 0>>\ You return to town, battered and exhausted. You lost half your gold, but you are still alive. Better luck next time!<br> [[Continue|Town 2]]<<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $gold to Math.round($gold/2)>>\ <<set $lostgold to Math.round($gold/2)>>\ <<set $monsters = 0>>\ You return to town, battered and exhausted. You lost half your gold, but you are still alive. Better luck next time!<br> [[Continue|Town 3]]<<set $goldprize = random(15,25)>>\ <<set $gold += $goldprize>>\ You won $goldprize gold coins!<br> <<if $town == "town1">>[[Continue|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Continue|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Continue|Town 3]]<</if>><<set $mp += 1>>\ <<set $maxmp += 1>>\ Your magic skill increased by 1!<br> <<if $town == "town1">>[[Continue|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Continue|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Continue|Town 3]]<</if>><<set $hp += 2>>\ <<set $maxHP += 2>>\ Your hit points increased by 2!<br> <<if $town == "town1">>[[Continue|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Continue|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Continue|Town 3]]<</if>><<set $speed += 1>>\ Your speed increased by 1!<br> <<if $town == "town1">>[[Continue|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Continue|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Continue|Town 3]]<</if>><<set $atk += 1>>\ Your strength increased by 1!<br> <<if $town == "town1">>[[Continue|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Continue|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Continue|Town 3]]<</if>><div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $mp lte 0>>\ <<display "battlescreen">>\ You don't have enough magic points to cast that spell!<br> [[Continue|fightscreen]] <<else>>\ <<set $mp -= 1>>\ <<set $healing = random(5,10) + $level>>\ <<set $hp += $healing>>\ <<if $hp gte $maxHP>>\ <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <</if>>\ <<display "battlescreen">>\ Healing Touch restored $healing hit points!<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $mp gte 2>>\ <<set $mp -= 2>>\ <<set $magicatk = random(5,10) + $level>>\ <<set $ehp -= $magicatk>>\ <<if $ehp lte 0>>\ <<set $ehp = 0>>\ <<display "battlescreen">>\ You cast Fireball. It deals $magicatk damage! The enemy has run out of hit points. You are victorious!<br> [[Continue|gotowin]] <<else>>\ <<display "battlescreen">>\ You cast Fireball. It deals $magicatk damage!<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] <</if>>\ <<else>>\ <<display "battlescreen">>\ You don't have enough magic points to cast that spell!<br> [[Continue|fightscreen]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $mp gte 3>>\ <<set $mp -= 3>>\ <<set $magicatk = random(15,30) + $level>>\ <<set $ehp -= $magicatk>>\ <<if $ehp lte 0>>\ <<set $ehp = 0>>\ <<display "battlescreen">>\ You cast Blizzard. It deals $magicatk damage! The enemy has run out of hit points. You are victorious!<br> [[Continue|gotowin]] <<else>>\ <<display "battlescreen">>\ You cast Blizzard. It deals $magicatk damage!<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] <</if>>\ <<else>>\ <<display "battlescreen">>\ You don't have enough magic points to cast that spell!<br> [[Continue|fightscreen]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $totaleatk = $edamage - $def - $sd - $arm>>\ <<if $totaleatk lte 0>>\ <<set $armorcheck = random(0,2)>>\ <<if $armorcheck lte 0>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> The enemy attacks, but deals 0 damage!<br> [[Continue|fightscreen]] <<else>>\ <<set $hp -= $armorcheck>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ <<set $hp = 0>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> The enemy attacks and hits you for $armorcheck damage. You ran out of hit points... you have been defeated!<br> [[Continue|checklosestate]] <<else>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> The enemy attacks and hits you for $armorcheck damage!<br> [[Continue|fightscreen]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ <<else>>\ <<set $hp -= $totaleatk>>\ <<if $hp lte 0>>\ <<set $hp = 0>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> The enemy attacks and hits you for $totaleatk damage. You ran out of hit points... you have been defeated!<br> [[Continue|checklosestate]] <<else>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> The enemy attacks and hits you for $totaleatk damage!<br> [[Continue|fightscreen]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $playerinit = random(1,6) + $speed>>\ <<set $enemyinit = random(1,6) + $espeed>>\ <<if $playerinit gte $enemyinit>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> You ran away!<br> <<if $town == "town1">>[[Continue|Town 1]]<</if>><<if $town == "town2">>[[Continue|Town 2]]<</if>><<if $town == "town3">>[[Continue|Town 3]]<</if>> <<else>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> Can't escape!<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $pizza -= 1>>\ <<set $hpgainer = Math.round($maxHP/2) + random(2,5)>>\ <<set $hp += $hpgainer>>\ <<if $hp gte $maxHP>>\ <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <</if>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> You eat a slice of pizza! Restored $hpgainer hit points.<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Boots of Speed") gte 0>>\ You already have those!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 120>>\ <<set $gold -= 120>>\ <<set $speed += 2>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Boots of Speed")>>\ Purchased Boots of Speed. Speed increased by 2!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Spellbook") gte 0>>\ You already have one of those!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 150>>\ <<set $gold -= 150>>\ <<set $mp += 5>>\ <<set $maxmp += 5>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Spellbook")>>\ Purchased Spellbook. Max MP increased by 5!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Power Gauntlets") gte 0>>\ You already have those!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 175>>\ <<set $gold -= 175>>\ <<set $atk += 3>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Power Gauntlets")>>\ Purchased Power Gauntlets. Attack power increased by 3!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Cape of Invisibility") gte 0>>\ You already have one of those!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 200>>\ <<set $gold -= 200>>\ <<set $speed += 3>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Cape of Invisibility")>>\ Purchased Cape of Invisibility. Speed increased by 3!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Ring of Protection") gte 0>>\ You already have one of those!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 250>>\ <<set $gold -= 250>>\ <<set $basedef += 3>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Ring of Protection")>>\ Purchased Ring of Protection. Defense increased by 3!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Crown of the Barbarian Kings") gte 0>>\ You already have that!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 350>>\ <<set $gold -= 350>>\ <<set $hp += 5>>\ <<set $maxHP += 5>>\ <<set $mp += 5>>\ <<set $maxmp += 5>>\ <<set $speed += 5>>\ <<set $basedef += 5>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ <<set $atk += 5>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Crown of the Barbarian Kings")>>\ Purchased Crown of the Barbarian Kings. All stats increased by 5!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\Each elf is expected to journey to the peak of Cloud Mountain, where they will bond with a pegasus from the herd living there. Today is the day you come of age, and so it is time to begin the Bonding Ritual! Go make your parents proud, kiddo.<br> [[Continue|whoelse]]Two of your friends will be making the journey with you today: Alea and Hagwin. The three of you stand at the base of Cloud Mountain, shielding your eyes from the sun as you stare up at the imposing summit.<br> [[I'm scared... I don't think I can do this!]] [[You guys ready? Let's climb this mountain and meet our destiny!]]HAGWIN: I'm scared, too. Let's go home. We can tell everyone there were no pegasi left to bond with, but at least we tried!<br> [[Continue|scardy]]HAGWIN: B-but... I'm scared! We should go home. We can tell everyone there were no pegasi left to bond with, but at least we tried!<br> [[Don't be a wuss, Hagwin. This is going to be fun!]] [[You know what? Now that you mention it, this does seem really scary...]]ALEA: Would you two stop being such scaredy cats? It's just a mountain. Come on, this will be fun! Don't you remember when we climbed the Razortooth? If we managed that we can definitely reach the top of Cloud Mountain.<br> [[Razortooth has a scary name but it's hardly more than a hill...]] [[You're right. If we're going to be respected as adults in our tribe we need to do this. Nothing to worry about, right? If old Yari was able to climb this mountain and bond with a pegasus, so can we!]]ALEA: Fine, stay down here if you want. Next time I see you, I'll be a true elf woman!<br> [[Continue|alreal]]ALEA: Last one to the top is a smelly goat butt!<br> [[Continue|goatbutt]]With that, Alea sprints ahead and begins to climb the mountain, her spindly limbs finding hand- and foot-holds with the ease and grace of a spider monkey.<br> [[Follow Alea]] [[Poop in your pants]]You race after Alea. A moment later Hagwin follows, apparently deciding he'd be safer sticking with the two of you than staying by himself at the base of the mountain.<br> [[Continue|climbing]]<<set $hp -= 1>>\ You poop in your pants. -1 HP. Hagwin laughs at you. Apparently the sight of you pooping all over the place made him feel a little braver. Hagwin races after Alea. You're left standing all by yourself with a stinking pile of crap running down your leg. You resign yourself to your fate and follow the two crazy elf kids.<br> [[Continue|theclimb]]The climb to the top takes almost all day. After a few short breaks to rest, you finally arrive at the summit just as the sun is beginning to set.<br> [[Continue|sunset]]Alea sprints ahead and begins to climb the mountain, her spindly limbs finding hand- and foot-holds with the ease and grace of a spider monkey.<br> [[Continue|Follow Alea]]The climb to the top takes almost all day. After a few short breaks to rest, you finally arrive at the summit just as the sun is beginning to set.<br> [[Continue|sunset]]As you pull yourself up the last few inches, your eyes are met with a dazzling sight- a whole herd of pegasi are grazing on the mountain shrubs and soaring through the air like majestic falcons. Just then you hear a voice call out behind you: "DUCK!"<br> [[Continue|ducking]]You turn around just in time to see Alea swooping down toward you, riding on the back of a magnificent white stallion endowed with breathtaking rainbow-colored wings. You leap to the side just in time- Alea zooms past and wheels around overhead, giggling with glee.<br> [[Be careful, you big knucklehead!]] [[Oh, wow! What a beautiful pegasus! I can't believe you've bonded already!]] [[Looks like you've already got the hang of it. Where's Hagwin?]]You spot Hagwin petting a pegasus nearby. Your old pal seems to have found a chestnut colored mare to bond with. It seems like you had nothing to worry about after all- if your friends found their Bonded companions already, then yours is bound to show up at any moment!<br> [[Continue|nobond]]You spot Hagwin petting a pegasus nearby. Your old pal seems to have found a chestnut colored mare to bond with. It seems like you had nothing to worry about after all- if your friends found their Bonded companions already, then yours is bound to show up at any moment!<br> [[Continue|nobond]]HAGWIN: I'm right here!<br> [[Continue|haggy]]ALEA: Last one to the top is a smelly goat butt!<br> [[Continue|goatbutt]]ALEA: Fine, stay down here if you want. Next time I see you, I'll be a true elf woman!<br> [[Continue|alreal]]You spot Hagwin petting a pegasus nearby. Your old pal seems to have found a chestnut colored mare to bond with. It seems like you had nothing to worry about after all- if your friends found their Bonded companions already, then yours is bound to show up at any moment!<br> [[Continue|nobond]]You watch with delight as the herd gallops across the mountaintop- red and blue and pink and yellow and green! So many pegasi! You scan the skies, wondering which of them will become your Bonded. You begin wandering among the grazing creatures, running your fingers through their manes and feeling the rise and fall of their breathing with a gentle touch.<br> [[Continue|uhoh]]Each winged horse is more beautiful than the last, but as you walk across the summit of Cloud Mountain you come to a horrifying realization- none of these creatures is your Bonded. You try to shake the thought from your head. Your Bonded MUST be here. There has never been an elf in the history of elf-kind who hasn't Bonded with a pegasus on Cloud Mountain! You just have to look harder!<br> [[Continue|haha]]Darkness falls and the herd retires into their nests for the night. The moon rises, casting everything in a mysterious glow. As you stand on the rocky mountain peak, bathed in the light of the moon, you feel more alone than you've ever felt in your entire life. You failed your rite of passage. You didn't Bond with a pegasus. You will never be seen as an adult by your tribe.<br> [[Continue|friends]]Hagwin and Alea rush over to you, jumping up and down with excitement and pointing out their sleeping companions, Snickershins and Tinnwissle, among the herd. They're eager to meet your Bonded companion.<br> [[Point to a random pegasus and pretend it's yours]] [[Tell them you didn't Bond]]ALEA: Oh, that's wonderful! What a gorgeous pegasus! You'll have to introduce us in the morning. I bet our pegasi will be best friends, just like we are!<br> [[Continue|sleep]]ALEA: But that's... that isn't possible! Every elf in the history of our tribe has found a Bonded! Your Bonded must be here somewhere... you just have to keep looking.<br> [[I hope you're right... look, it's getting late. Why don't you guys get some sleep? I'm going to stay up a while longer.]] [[I don't even care anymore. I'm exhausted and I'm going to sleep. We can figure this all out in the morning.]]HAGWIN: Yeah, I'm sure they will be. But it's getting late. We should get some sleep. Tomorrow we're going to fly back to the village! My parents are going to be so proud! Can you believe they thought I'd be the first elf in history who didn't bond with a pegasus? Hah! Wait till they see Snickershins, they're going to faint!<br> [[You guys get some sleep. I'm going to stay up a little while longer and watch the moon and stars.]] [[You're right. I'm exhausted from the climb, and... uh... Bonding sure is tiring. Time for bed!]]Your friends nestle up against their new companions and settle in for the night. You walk to the cliff and sit down, allowing your feet to dangle over the edge. The cool night air feels good against your face, and the light of the moon- wait, there was moonlight just a minute ago, wasn't there? Why is it so dark all of the sudden?<br> [[Continue|sfreak]]Your friends bid you goodnight and nestle up against their new companions. You find a secluded spot on the mountain to sleep, away from curious eyes. The cool night air feels good against your face, and the light of the moon- wait, there was moonlight just a minute ago, wasn't there? Why is it so dark all of the sudden?<br> [[Continue|sfreak]]You glance up just in time to see a huge dark shape pass across the face of the moon. You squint into the darkness, trying to make out what it is. Something huge and shiny is gliding through the night air, and it's moving fast. A shiny bird? A bird made of metal? No. That's impossible... a flying metal creature prowling the skies at night can only mean one thing... SHYFTER!!!<br> [[Start shouting and wake everyone up]] [[Stay low and crawl into the shadows to find cover]]You begin shouting your head off, screaming bloody murder. Your friends and the pegasus herd jolt awake and spot the incoming threat almost immediately. Alea and Hagwin leap onto the backs of their mounts and fly away, scattering into the sky with the other pegasi as the Shyfter rains fire down on the mountaintop.<br> [[Continue|fallings]]You scramble across the mountaintop on your hands and knees, crawling through shrubs and staying as low as you can. Suddenly the sky lights up with the glow of fire- the Shyfter is attacking the mountain! The pegasus herd scatters into the air as you run for cover.<br> [[Continue|fallings]]A powerful explosion knocks you off your feet, sending you tumbling across the side of the mountain. You struggle to stand, but suddenly another barrage of rockets shakes the mountain, causing the rocks beneath your feet to crumble away!<br> [[Continue|fallinghgk]]You fall into a deep, dark pit and land with a crash on the hard rocks below. You can see occasional bursts of light overhead as the Shyfter unleashes a torrent of fire, but it's too far away now to concern yourself with. You stand and brush yourself off, checking for injuries. Aside from a few bruises, you're glad to find yourself unharmed.<br> [[Continue|inthepit]]Unfortunately, it seems as though the walls of the pit you're in are smooth, so climbing out isn't an option. As your eyes begin to adjust to the darkness, you realize you're standing in the center of a vast network of tunnels. Perhaps there's another way out after all...<br> [[Continue|network]]Four pathways lie before you. Straight ahead is a long, dark tunnel. To your left is an evil-looking door built in the shape of a skull. A crumbling, wooden door lies to your right, and directly behind you is a beautiful golden door carved with esoteric glyphs. What do you want to do?<br> [[Open the golden door]] [[Open the skull door]] [[Open the wooden door]] [[Explore the tunnel]] [[Check Inventory|Inventory]]<<if $arcanekey == 1>>\ <<if $arkdoor == 1>>\ You open the golden door and enter the room beyond.<br> [[Continue|roombeyond]] <<else>>\ You use the Arcane Keystone to open the golden door. The door swings open and you enter the room beyond.<br> [[Continue|roombeyond]] <<set $arkdoor = 1>>\ <<set $inventory.delete("Arcane Keystone")>>\ <</if>>\ <<else>>\ This door is locked. You will need to find the Arcane Keystone to open this door.<br> [[Continue|Main]] <</if>>\<<if $skeletonkey == 1>>\ <<if $skeldoor == 1>>\ You open the skull door and enter the room beyond.<br> [[Continue|roombeyondskelly]] <<else>>\ You use the Skeleton Key to open the skull door. The door swings open and you enter the room beyond.<br> [[Continue|roombeyondskelly]] <<set $skeldoor = 1>>\ <<set $inventory.delete("Skeleton Key")>>\ <</if>>\ <<else>>\ This door is locked. You will need to find the Skeleton Key to open this door.<br> [[Continue|Main]] <</if>>\<<if $spiders == 1>>\ You open the wooden door and enter a moldy old library. Rows of books and scrolls extend in all directions. What do you want to do?<br> [[Search the library]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]] <<else>>\ You open the wooden door and enter a moldy old library. Rows of books and scrolls extend in all directions.<br> [[Continue|spidattak]] <</if>>\<<if visited("north")>>\ <<if $skads == 1>>\ You return to the room with the serpent statue. The Skads are devoutly praying to it.<br> [[Examine the Skads]] <<if visited("Take sword")>>\ [[Attack the Skads|Fight]] <</if>>\ <<if visited("Search the area")>>\ [[Enter the crumbling tunnel]] [[Walk to the underground river]] <</if>>\ [[Search the area]] [[Say hello to the Skads]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]] <<else>>\ You return to the room with the serpent statue.<br> <<if $bluegem == 0>>\ [[Take the blue gem]] <</if>>\ <<if $yellowgem == 0>>\ [[Take the yellow gem]] <</if>>\ [[Enter the crumbling tunnel]] [[Walk to the underground river]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]] <</if>>\ <<else>>\ You walk down the tunnel, stepping carefully over the skeletal remains of old adventurers unlucky enough to have been trapped in this rotten cave like you. Hopefully your luck is better than theirs...<br> [[Continue|north]] <</if>>\ <<set $state = 2>>\<table style="width:100%"> <tr> <th>[[Menu]]</th> <th>[[Inventory]]</th> </tr> </table><br><div style="text-align: center;">\ <table style="width:100%"> <tr> <th><font color="#52d273">Menu</font></th> </tr> </table> <<link "Save Game">><<script>>UI.saves()<</script>><</link>> [[Restart]] <<back "Back">> </div>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ Inventory Weapon: $weap Armor: $armor Shield: $shield Healing Pizza ($pizza) Magic Beer ($beer) <<print $inventory.join("\n")>><br> <<back "Back">> </div>\You take a moment to look at the Skads more closely. You've heard tales of Skads before, but you've never actually seen one. The beasts are horrifying abominations, cave-dwelling humanoid rats with a hunger for living flesh. Their jagged fangs and dagger-like claws drip with blood and slime. You would be wise to avoid them.<br> [[Search the area]] <<if visited("Take sword")>>\ [[Attack the Skads|Fight]] <</if>>\ <<if visited("Search the area")>>\ [[Enter the crumbling tunnel]] [[Walk to the underground river]] <</if>>\ [[Say hello to the Skads]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]]<<if $skads == 1>>\ You sneak towards the crumbling tunnel entrance, but the Skads have supersonic hearing! They begin to chase you!<br> <<if visited("Take sword")>>\ [[Fight the Skads|Fight]] <<else>>\ [[Continue|Say hello to the Skads]] <</if>>\ <<else>>\ You enter the crumbling tunnel.<br> [[Continue|crumblie]] <</if>>\<<if $skads == 1>>\ You sneak towards the crumbling tunnel entrance, but the Skads have supersonic hearing! They begin to chase you!<br> <<if visited("Take sword")>>\ [[Fight the Skads|Fight]] <<else>>\ [[Continue|Say hello to the Skads]] <</if>>\ <<else>>\ You walk down the passageway towards the underground river.<br> [[Continue|tounder]] <</if>>\You scan the room and spot two additional entrances. One leads to a crumbling tunnel. The other continues on towards an underground river.<br> [[Continue|observe]]The ratmen shriek in their hideous language and converge on you as one. You barely have time to scream before they reach you. You'll have to fight!<br> [[Continue|Fight]] <<set $state = 2>>\You are standing at the crossroads. What do you want to do?<br> [[Open the golden door]] [[Open the skull door]] [[Open the wooden door]] [[Explore the tunnel]] [[Check Inventory|Inventory]]<<if $crowbar == 1>>\ <<set $bluegem += 1>>\ <<set $gems += 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Blue Gem")>>\ You pry the blue gem out of the serpent's eye socket using the crowbar. Obtained the BLUE GEM!<br> [[Continue|skadarea]] <<else>>\ The blue gem is wedged into the serpent's eye socket and won't budge.<br> [[Continue|skadarea]] <</if>>\<<if $crowbar == 1>>\ <<set $yellowgem += 1>>\ <<set $gems += 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Yellow Gem")>>\ You pry the yellow gem out of the serpent's eye socket using the crowbar. Obtained the YELLOW GEM!<br> [[Continue|skadarea]] <<else>>\ The yellow gem is wedged into the serpent's eye socket and won't budge.<br> [[Continue|skadarea]] <</if>>\You arrive at the edge of a large cavern. A statue of an enormous python has been erected in the center of the room. Light reflects off the serpent's eyes- a blue gemstone has been set in the left eye, while a yellow gemstone has been set in the right. Dozens of Skads are praying to the monstrosity.<br> [[Examine the Skads]] [[Search the area]] [[Say hello to the Skads]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]]You brandish your weapon and battle the Skads! The vicious ratmen try to eat you, but their claws are useless against your $weap. You defeat the Skads and stand victorious!<br> [[Continue|skadarea]] <<set $skads = 0>>\<<if visited("Take crowbar")>>\ This tunnel is blocked by rubble. There is no way through.<br> [[Go back|skadarea]] <<else>>\ It looks like someone was trying to expand the tunnel in this direction. There are a handful of broken tools scattered across the floor, but the path ahead is blocked. You notice a crowbar lying on the ground.<br> [[Take crowbar]] [[Go back|skadarea]] <</if>>\<<if $skads == 1>>\ You are standing in the room with the serpent statue. The Skads are chanting in unison. What do you want to do?<br> <<if visited("Search the area")>>\ [[Enter the crumbling tunnel]] [[Walk to the underground river]] <</if>>\ [[Attack the Skads|Fight]] [[Examine the Skads]] [[Search the area]] [[Say hello to the Skads]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]] <<else>>\ You are standing in the room with the serpent statue. What do you want to do?<br> <<if $bluegem == 0>>\ [[Take the blue gem]] <</if>>\ <<if $yellowgem == 0>>\ [[Take the yellow gem]] <</if>>\ [[Enter the crumbling tunnel]] [[Walk to the underground river]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]] <</if>>\Obtained CROWBAR.<br> [[Continue|skadarea]] <<set $crowbar = 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Crowbar")>>\<<if visited("Take sword")>>\ What do you want to do?<br> <<if $skads == 1>>\ <<if visited("Search the area")>>\ [[Enter the crumbling tunnel]] [[Walk to the underground river]] <</if>>\ [[Attack the Skads|Fight]] [[Examine the Skads]] [[Search the area]] [[Say hello to the Skads]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]] <<else>>\ <<if $bluegem == 0>>\ [[Take the blue gem]] <</if>>\ <<if $yellowgem == 0>>\ [[Take the yellow gem]] <</if>>\ [[Enter the crumbling tunnel]] [[Walk to the underground river]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]] <</if>>\ <<else>>\ Just then you spot a skeleton clutching a weapon: the $weaponmod15 $weapon15 $postweaponmod15. That could come in handy!<br> [[Take weapon|Take sword]] [[Leave it alone]] <</if>>\<<set $weap = "$weaponmod15 $weapon15 $postweaponmod15">>\ <<set $sword = 1>>\ <<set $atkpwr = $sword + $atk>>\ Obtained $weaponmod15 $weapon15 $postweaponmod15!<br> [[Continue|skadarea]]You leave the $weaponmod15 $weapon15 $postweaponmod15 alone.<br> [[Continue|skadarea]]<<if $whitegem == 1>>\ The water is flowing very fast. It would be foolish to attempt to swim.<br> [[Go back|skadarea]] <<else>>\ The water is flowing very fast. It would be foolish to attempt to swim. However, you notice something glittering beneath the surface.<br> <<if $net == 1>>\ [[Scoop the object out using the net]] <</if>>\ [[Reach in and grab the object]] [[Go back|skadarea]] <</if>>\<<set $whitegem += 1>>\ <<set $gems += 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("White Gem")>>\ You dip the net in the water and scoop out the object. Obtained the WHITE GEM!<br> [[Continue|Explore the tunnel]]You stick your hand in the water, but the glittering object is out of reach, and the water is flowing too fast. Better not risk falling in...<br> <<if $net == 1>>\ [[Scoop the object out using the net]] <</if>>\ [[Go back|skadarea]]<<if $arcanekey == 1>>\ The library is filled with tattered old scrolls and musty tomes. Nothing more to be found here.<br> [[Go back|Main]] <<else>>\ The library is filled with tattered old scrolls and musty tomes. As you're searching through the rows of books you discover a magic artifact. Obtained ARCANE KEYSTONE!<br> [[Continue|exitlibrary]] <<set $arcanekey += 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Arcane Keystone")>>\ <</if>>\You hear a skittering sound in the darkness. Suddenly a swarm of giant spiders crawls out of the shadows. They're going to eat you!<br> [[Fight the spiders|Fight]] [[Run away]] <<set $state = 1>>\You draw your weapon and battle the spiders! They strike from all angles, but you parry their stabbing legs and stomp on their squishy bodies. After several minutes of fighting you manage to defeat all of the spiders.<br> [[Search the library]] [[Return to the crossroads|Main]] <<set $spiders = 1>>\You sprint out of the library and slam the wooden door shut behind you. The spider are trapped inside. You're safe... for now.<br> [[Continue|Main]]You exit the library and return to the main crossroads.<br> [[Continue|Main]]You are standing in a large mausoleum lined with statues of ancient heroes and monsters. The entrance to an old temple lies directly ahead. You notice a door leading off to a treasure room to your left.<br> [[Examine the statues]] [[Enter the temple]] [[Enter the treasure chamber]] [[Exit the mausoleum|Main]]<<if $state == 1>>\ <<goto "Fight the spiders">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 2>>\ <<goto "Fight the Skads">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 3>>\ <<goto "shamkill">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 4>>\ <<goto "gobbers">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 5>>\ <<goto "gobbers2">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 6>>\ <<goto "trollwin">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 7>>\ <<goto "snowbeastwinner">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 8>>\ <<goto "treewinner">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 9>>\ <<goto "dealth">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 10>>\ <<goto "skadsontop">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 11>>\ <<goto "skadsbelow">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 12>>\ <<goto "skadsbelowxx">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 13>>\ <<goto "skadsbelowgiantsxx">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 14>>\ <<goto "skadsbeloshyftwgiantsxx">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 15>>\ <<goto "skttttloshyftwgiantsxx">>\ <</if>>\The giant spiders overwhelm you! You sprint out of the library and slam the wooden door shut behind you. The spider are trapped inside. You're safe... for now.<br> [[Continue|Main]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\<<if $state == 1>>\ <<goto "Spiderlose">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 2>>\ <<goto "Killedbyskads">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 3>>\ <<goto "Killedbyskadsham">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 4>>\ <<goto "Killedbygobs">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 5>>\ <<goto "Killedbygobs">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 6>>\ <<goto "killedbytroll">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 7>>\ <<goto "killedbysnowbeasts">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 8>>\ <<goto "killedbytree">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 9>>\ <<goto "killedbywizz">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 10>>\ <<goto "killedbyskadders">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 11>>\ <<goto "killedbyskadders">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 12>>\ <<goto "killedbyskaddersx">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 13>>\ <<goto "killedbyskaddersgiantsx">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 14>>\ <<goto "killedbyshyfters">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $state == 15>>\ <<goto "killedbyshyfters">>\ <</if>>\The Skads overwhelm you... you have been defeated!<br> [[Try again?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $gold to Math.round($gold/2)>>\ <<set $lostgold to Math.round($gold/2)>>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<set $beer -= 1>>\ <<set $mpgainer = Math.round($maxmp/2) + random(2,5)>>\ <<set $mp += $mpgainer>>\ <<if $mp gte $maxmp>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <</if>>\ <<display 'battlescreen'>> You drink a mug of magic beer! Restored $mpgainer magic points.<br> [[Continue|enemyturn]] </div>\Your friends nestle up against their new companions and settle in for the night. You walk to the cliff and sit down, allowing your feet to dangle over the edge. The cool night air feels good against your face, and the light of the moon- wait, there was moonlight just a minute ago, wasn't there? Why is it so dark all of the sudden?<br> [[Continue|sfreak]]Your friends bid you goodnight and nestle up against their new companions. You find a secluded spot on the mountain to sleep, away from their pitying gazes. The cool night air feels good against your face, and the light of the moon- wait, there was moonlight just a minute ago, wasn't there? Why is it so dark all of the sudden?<br> [[Continue|sfreak]]<<if visited("flashofterror")>>\ These are finely crafted statues.<br> [[Continue|beyondarc]] <<else>>\ The statues are ancient. And their craftsmanship... it's simply exquisite! These statues were clearly not carved by the Skads.<br> [[Continue|flashofterror]] <</if>>\<<if visited("shaman")>>\ You are standing in the holy chamber. It is filled with the corpses of dead Skads.<br> [[Go back|beyondarc]] <<else>>\ You enter the holy chamber ahead. Dozens of Skads are performing some sort of perverse sacrificial ceremony.<br> [[Continue|shaman]] <</if>>\<<if visited("Take the red gem")>>\ The treasure room is filled with garbage the Skads have collected over the years: old bones, oddly shaped rocks, crates of rotten food... there is nothing of use here.<br> [[Exit the treasure chamber|beyondarc]] <<else>>\ The treasure room is filled with garbage the Skads have collected over the years: old bones, oddly shaped rocks, crates of rotten food... amongst the piles of trash, however, you notice a glittering red gem.<br> [[Take the red gem]] [[Exit the treasure chamber|beyondarc]] <</if>>\You are standing in a large mausoleum lined with statues of ancient heroes and monsters. The entrance to an old temple lies directly ahead. You notice a door leading off to a treasure room to your left.<br> [[Examine the statues]] [[Enter the temple]] [[Enter the treasure chamber]] [[Exit the mausoleum|Main]]<<set $redgem += 1>>\ <<set $gems += 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Red Gem")>>\ Obtained the RED GEM!<br> [[Continue|exitchamber]]You exit the treasure chamber and return to the mausoleum.<br> [[Continue|beyondarc]]A brief flash of terror sparks in your mind- what if these aren't statues? What if they're real people who were turned to stone by some horrible monster?? What if... what if the monster comes back and turns you to stone, too!?<br> [[Continue|tosdkj]]Hah! No way, that'd be way too cheesy.<br> [[Continue|beyondarc]]You notice the Skad shaman leading the ceremony is wearing a skeleton key around its neck. That might be what you need to escape this awful dungeon! Suddenly the ratmen detect your presence- they hiss and attack!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 3>>\The Skads, led by the insane chanting of the shaman, slash you with their claws and eat you! Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\The Skads are driven insane by the shaman's chanting, but they don't stand a chance against a hero like you! You slaughter the Skads and take the skeleton key off the shaman's corpse. Better get out of here... this room smells disgusting.<br> [[Continue|beyondarc]] <<set $skeletonkey = 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Skeleton Key")>>\<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $gold gte 8>>\ <<set $gold -= 8>>\ <<set $beer += 1>>\ You bought a mug of magic beer!<br> [[Continue|Tavern]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Tavern]] <</if>>\ </div>\<<if $net == 0>>\ This room is filled with dead butterflies. You notice a butterfly net propped up against the wall. An ancient stone door lies on the far side of the room.<br> [[Examine the ancient door]] [[Take net]] [[Go back|Main]] <<else>>\ This room is filled with dead butterflies. An ancient stone door lies on the far side of the room.<br> [[Examine the ancient door]] [[Go back|Main]] <</if>>\A riddle has been carved into the stone. This door is sealed by a gemlock, an ancient mechanism designed to keep out intruders lacking the proper gemstones. If the correct gems are placed in the right order, this door can be unlocked.<br> [[Read the riddle]] <<if $gems == 4>>\ [[Insert gems]] <</if>>\ [[Go back|roombeyondskelly]]<<set $net = 1>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Butterfly Net")>>\ You take the butterfly net.<br> [[Continue|roombeyondskelly]]Which order do you place the gems in?<br> [[Yellow, white, blue, red|wrong]] [[Blue, red, white, yellow|wrong]] [[Red, white, blue, yellow]] [[Red, blue, white, yellow|wrong]] [[White, red, yellow, blue|wrong]] [[Red, yellow, white, blue|wrong]]Place the gems in the order true But do not place red next to blue Water follows snow, warmed by the sun Fire burns brightly in slot number one.<br> <<if $gems == 4>>\ [[Insert gems]] <</if>>\ [[Go back|roombeyondskelly]]You place the gems in the slots. Nothing happens.<br> [[Try again|Insert gems]]You place the gems in the slots. They begin to glow with magical energy. The door slides open and you enter the vault.<br> [[Continue|insidevault]] <<set $inventory.delete("Red Gem")>>\ <<set $inventory.delete("Yellow Gem")>>\ <<set $inventory.delete("White Gem")>>\ <<set $inventory.delete("Blue Gem")>>\ <<set $inventory.delete("Crowbar")>>\ <<set $inventory.delete("Butterfly Net")>>\The vault glows with spooky green light. A giant statue of a barbarian stands in the center of the vault. The barbarian is holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a glowing crystal in the other.<br> [[Explore the vault]] [[Inspect the statue]] [[Take the crystal|Take the crystals]]The vault is made of stone and carved with ancient depictions of barbarians fighting Shyfters.<br> [[Inspect the statue]] [[Take the crystal|Take the crystals]]You walk up to the statue and marvel at the impressive craftsmanship. You circle the statue, admiring the exquisite details, when suddenly the statue comes to life!<br> [[Continue|slkjg]]You reach out to take the crystal, but you nearly jump out of your skin when the statue yanks the crystal away! You fall on your butt and stare up at the living barbarian statue as it begins to talk.<br> [[Continue|talkingstat]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Not so fast, hero! You can't just go walking into ancient vaults and grab anything that isn't bolted down! This crystal is super important!<br> [[You... are a talking statue?]] [[Why is the crystal important?]] [[I stole everything else lying around in here, so why can't I take that, too?]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Something like that. Listen, I'm going to give you this crystal, but first there's something you need to understand. Remember that Shyfter flying around the top of the mountain? That beast wasn't out for a midnight stroll, it was looking for THIS!<br> [[Continue|lokdif]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Remember that Shyfter flying around the top of the mountain? That beast wasn't out for a midnight stroll, it was looking for THIS!<br> [[Continue|lokdif]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Listen, stink breath, I'm going to give you this crystal, but first there's something you need to understand. Remember that Shyfter flying around the top of the mountain? That beast wasn't out for a midnight stroll, it was looking for THIS!<br> [[Continue|lokdif]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: This is one of four crystals spread throughout Azmar. These crystals are the key to unlocking the Infinite Prison, and I would prefer if they didn't fall into the hands of Shyfters.<br> [[What's the Infinite Prison?]] [[Why would a Shyfter want those crystals?]] [[Can I go now? I have to pee.]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: A magical jail cell. Ten thousand years ago the barbarians sealed a particularly evil Shyfter named Skaven inside the Infinite Prison. Skaven was one of the most dangerous Shyfters of all time, and it took us years to finally capture him.<br> [[So these crystals unlock his jail cell?]] [[Shyfters are coming after these crystals? You keep it. I'd rather not have Shyfters hunting me.]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Aren't you paying attention? These crystals are the key to unlocking the Infinite Prison! Let me break it down for you: Crystal... KEY. Shyfter... WANT KEY. Me no want Shyfter to have key! Opening Infinite Prison bad for world!<br> [[What's the Infinite Prison?]] [[Can I go now? I have to pee.]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Pee in your pants, for all I care! But pay attention while you're at it. Ten thousand years ago the barbarians sealed a particularly evil Shyfter named Skaven inside the Infinite Prison. Skaven was one of the most dangerous Shyfters of all time, and it took us years to finally capture him.<br> [[So these crystals unlock his jail cell?]] [[Shyfters are coming after these crystals? You keep it. I'd rather not have Shyfters hunting me.]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: That's right. That's why this crystal is so important. And now that you know the plot for the rest of the game, I want you to take this crystal and go find the other three. You need to gather them all before the Shyfters find them, or they'll unseal the Infinite Vault and unleash Skaven on the world again.<br> [[No way! That sounds super dangerous, Mr. Statue! I don't want anything to do with this!]] [[I will travel across the land... searching far and wide... each crystal shard will understand-]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: None of that reluctant hero garbage, now! You agreed to the terms and conditions by clicking "Start Game" so now you're stuck with this quest. Shergblatt knows you're the only one still playing this decrepit old series anyway, so it's not like any other heroes are going to wander by and do this quest.<br> [[Continue|laskdjglkjg]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: None of that reluctant hero garbage, now! You agreed to the terms and conditions by clicking "Start Game" so now you're stuck with this quest. Shergblatt knows you're the only one still playing this decrepit old series anyway, so it's not like any other heroes are going to wander by and do this quest.<br> [[Continue|laskdjglkjg]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Cut it out! Do you want me to get sued for copyright infringement?<br> [[What are you talking about?]] [[You're no fun.]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Nevermind. Just take this crystal. Once you find the others, come back to the peak of Cloud Mountain and shout these words as loud as you can: "SHYFTERS SMELL LIKE DOG FARTS!" Got it?<br> [[Why in the world would I say that?]] [[Um... okay...]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Think what you want. Just take this crystal. Once you find the others, come back to the peak of Cloud Mountain and shout these words as loud as you can: "SHYFTERS SMELL LIKE DOG FARTS!" Got it?<br> [[Why in the world would I say that?]] [[Um... okay...]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Because those are the magic words that will summon the Warriors of Cloud Mountain to come fight the Shyfters at just the right moment. Trust me, it's going to be epic. Just don't forget to say the magic words. Now take this crystal. I've got other stuff to do.<br> [[Um... okay...]]You reach out and take the crystal. As soon as you touch it, there is a flash of light and suddenly you're standing in the middle of an empty forest road.<br> [[Continue|thoughg]]<div style="text-align: center;">\ There is a sign up ahead. It reads:<br> NORTH - CLOUD MOUNTAIN SOUTH - SNOWCREST EAST - AMBER WEST - WILLOW HILL<br> Where do you want to go?<br> </div>\ [[Cloud Mountain]] [[Snowcrest]] [[Amber]] [[Willow Hill]] <<if $hagwin == 1>>\ [[Talk to Hagwin]] <</if>>\ <<if $alea == 1>>\ [[Talk to Alea]] <</if>>\<<if $adventure gte 3>>\ With all four magic crystals in hand, you return to the summit of Cloud Mountain.<br> [[Continue|summitit]] <<else>>\ You must find all of the missing crystals before returning to Cloud Mountain!<br> [[Continue|thesign]] <</if>>\<<if $inventory.indexOf("Snow Gear") gte 0>>\ <<if visited("tosnowy")>>\ You return to Snowcrest.<br> [[Continue|Town 3]] <<else>>\ You put on your snow gear and venture into the frozen mountains.<br> [[Continue|tosnowy]] <</if>>\ <<else>>\ The road to Snowcrest leads through the snowy mountains. Without proper snow gear, you'll freeze to death. You need to find snow gear before venturing to Snowcrest!<br> [[Back|thesign]] <</if>>\<<if visited("gatesofamber")>>\ You return to Amber.<br> [[Continue|Town 1]] <<else>>\ The road to Amber leads through the outer fringe of the Oddwood. This area is known goblin territory- that's why it's not surprising when you're ambushed by a troop of goblins returning from a hunt. Time for a fight!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 4>>\ <</if>>\<<if visited("roadtawilla")>>\ You return to Willow Hill.<br> [[Continue|Town 2]] <<else>>\ The road to Willow Hill leads through a tangled forest known as the Gnarled Way. You'll need to be ready for a fight with any magical beasts living in that dark forest.<br> [[Continue|roadtawilla]] <</if>>\KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Dude! Were you just checking out my butt!?<br> [[WHAT!? NO- I WASN'T- I WAS JUST- I DIDN'T KNOW-!]] [[You... are a talking statue?]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Hah! Relax, I'm just messing with you. Listen, I'm glad you finally made it. I've been waiting like three hours for you to get here. I need to give you this crystal, but first there's something you need to understand. Remember that Shyfter flying around the top of the mountain? The beast wasn't out for a midnight stroll, it was looking for THIS!<br> [[Continue|lokdif]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: But nevermind all that. Just take this crystal. Once you find the others, come back to the peak of Cloud Mountain and shout these words as loud as you can: "SHYFTERS SMELL LIKE DOG FARTS!" Got it?<br> [[Why in the world would I say that?]] [[Um... okay...]]A thousand thoughts suddenly begin to run through your mind: where are Hagwin and Alea? Are they safe? How can you return home and face your parents after failing the Bonding Ritual? Will Shyfters be hunting you from now on? Where do you start looking for new crystals?<br> [[Continue|whatnextkg]]You take a deep breath and attempt to collect your thoughts. You have a few options ahead of you. What will you do?<br> [[Search for Hagwin and Alea around Cloud Mountain]] [[Return home and search for your friends there]] [[Forget about your friends, avoid going home, and start searching for crystals]]The imposing mountain towers above you. A thick stream of black smoke pours out of the top where the Shyfter blasted away the rocks. Could your friends have survived the attack?<br> [[Continue|thefirneldk]]You make your way towards the village. Facing your parents will be difficult, but they might be able to help. Besides, there's a good chance your friends flew back home. They're probably waiting for you there.<br> [[Continue|thefirneldk]]You wander off into the wilderness. Your hunt for the crystals begins.<br> [[Continue|thesign]]You hear an ear-splitting roar and duck for cover as the Shyfter appears on the mountain peak. It unleashes a burst of flame from its gullet before swooping off into the sky in search of the other crystals.<br> [[Continue|yourfiendks]]Just then you hear the sound of horses trotting toward you. You turn around and spot Hagwin and Alea leading their pegasi out of the nearby bushes!<br> [[Continue|skdljkg]]ALEA: No, Hagwin! We can't leave yet! We need to keep looking. We can't just abandon- THERE YOU ARE! Thank Shergblatt you're okay, we've been looking everywhere for you!<br> [[I'm fine. I was looking for you guys, too.]] [[Follow me. We need to get away from this mountain.]]<<if visited("Point to a random pegasus and pretend it's yours")>>\ HAGWIN: Hold on a second! Where's your pegasus? Did something happen?<br> [[Come clean and tell them the truth about the Bonding Ritual]] <<else>>\ HAGWIN: What's going on? Where were you this whole time?<br> [[It's a long story, but I'd rather not involve you two. You should both go home to your families. You'll be safe there.]] [[You two should sit down for this. I've been given a quest, and I'm going to need your help.]] <</if>>\<<if visited("Point to a random pegasus and pretend it's yours")>>\ HAGWIN: Hold on a second! Where's your pegasus? You're not going to leave it behind, are you?<br> [[Come clean and tell them the truth about the Bonding Ritual]] <<else>>\ HAGWIN: What's going on? Where were you this whole time?<br> [[It's a long story, but I'd rather not involve you two. You should both go home to your families. You'll be safe there.]] [[You two should sit down for this. I've been given a quest, and I'm going to need your help.]] <</if>>\Your friends listen intently, but you can see the looks of pity on their faces. They try to offer helpful advice. You know they mean well, but nothing they say really matters. Hagwin eventually tries to change the subject.<br> [[Continue|slkdfjlskg]]ALEA: Involve us in what?<br> [[Uh... nothing. Just something I need to take care of on my own.]] [[A super epic and dangerous quest to find a bunch of crystals hidden across Azmar.]]You tell your friends about everything- the talking barbarian statue, the crystals, the Shyfters, the Infinite Prison... when you're finally done, Alea is practically jumping up and down with excitement. Hagwin, on the other hand, looks like he'd rather go dig a hole to die in.<br> [[Continue|lskdjgiu]]ALEA: So, what? You're leaving? Just like that?<br> [[Yes. This is something I have to do. Go back home and tell my parents I... uh... found true love! And I'm moving away with my betrothed. I'll write them a letter soon.]]ALEA: A quest! Oh, that's so exciting!<br> [[Continue|questkf]]HAGWIN: Quests scare me.<br> [[Everything scares you, Hagwin.]] [[That's why you two should go back home. I can handle this on my own. Just make up something to tell my parents.]]ALEA: Well, I'M not scared. Besides, scared or not, we're coming with you. Right, Hagwin?<br> [[Fine. If you two want to come with me, I won't stop you. But this is going to be dangerous.]] [[Not a chance. You two go home now. I'm leaving. End of discussion.]]ALEA: No way! We are not going back to the village to lie to the entire tribe while you go gallivanting off across the world on some crazy quest!<br> [[I'm not gallivanting anywhere!]] [[Fine. If you two want to come with me, I won't stop you. But this is going to be dangerous.]]ALEA: Not without us, anyway.<br> [[Fine. If you two want to come with me, I won't stop you. But this is going to be dangerous.]] [[Not a chance. You two go home now. I'm leaving. End of discussion.]]Your friends nod their agreement. You pack up your things and head off into the wilderness. Your quest for the crystals begins!<br> [[Continue|thesign]] <<set $hagwin = 1>>\ <<set $alea = 1>>\You turn your back on your longtime friends and leave Cloud Mountain behind. It's probably for the best. They'll be safe back home. No need to involve them in this.<br> [[Continue|Forget about your friends, avoid going home, and start searching for crystals]]HAGWIN: So what happened after we got split up?<br> [[It's a long story, but I'd rather not involve you two. You should both go home to your families. You'll be safe there.]] [[You two should sit down for this. I've been given a quest, and I'm going to need your help.]]ALEA: No way! We are not going back to the village to lie to the entire tribe while you go gallivanting off across the entire kingdom!<br> [[I'm not gallivanting anywhere!]] [[Fine. If you two want to come with me, I won't stop you. But this is going to be dangerous.]]ALEA: This is so cool! We're going to save the world!<br> [[Continue|haggye]]HAGWIN: B-but... why us? Shouldn't we tell grown ups? Or at least let our parents know where we're going?<br> [[Dude, this is an RPG. We don't need to answer to parents in an RPG, we just accept quests and go charging across the world. Besides, who better to save the world than a group of plucky youngsters carrying a magic crystal?]] [[We don't have time to tell our parents, the Shyfters could find those crystals at any moment!]]Your friends nod their agreement. You pack up your things and head off into the wilderness. Your quest for the crystals begins!<br> [[Continue|thesign]] <<set $hagwin = 1>>\ <<set $alea = 1>>\Your friends nod their agreement. You pack up your things and head off into the wilderness. Your quest for the crystals begins!<br> [[Continue|thesign]] <<set $hagwin = 1>>\ <<set $alea = 1>>\<<if $adventure == 0>>\ <<if visited("I'm bored already.")>>\ Hagwin doesn't want to talk to you right now. Maybe if you stop acting like a jerk he'll open up again. Or maybe not.<br> [[Continue|thesign]] <<else>>\ HAGWIN: Anything I can help you with?<br> [[Where do you think we should go first?]] [[How are you feeling?]] [[What are you going to do when we finish our quest?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <</if>>\ <<elseif $adventure == 1>>\ HAGWIN: I still can't believe we found another crystal! That was a close call.<br> [[Where should we go next?]] [[How are you feeling?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<elseif $adventure == 2>>\ HAGWIN: Just one more crystal left!<br> [[How are you feeling?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<else>>\ HAGWIN: Cloud Mountain, here we come!<br> [[How are you feeling?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <</if>>\<<if $adventure == 0>>\ ALEA: Is everything okay?<br> [[Where do you think we should go first?|gofirst2]] [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[What are you going to do when we finish our quest?|finish2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<elseif $adventure == 1>>\ ALEA: Quests are so much fun!<br> [[Where do you think we should go next?|gonext2]] [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<elseif $adventure == 2>>\ ALEA: Can you believe how far we've come?<br> [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<else>>\ ALEA: I guess this is it, huh? The only thing left to do is go to Cloud Mountain and say the magic words... then everything can go back to normal.<br> [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <</if>>\HAGWIN: We should go to Amber! I've always wanted to visit the wizard's academy there.<br> [[How are you feeling?]] [[What are you going to do when we finish our quest?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]<<if $adventure == 0>>\ HAGWIN: I'm nervous... I don't want to get eaten by Shyfters! But if you think this is the right thing to do, I'm with you. And so is Snickershins!<br> [[Where do you think we should go first?]] [[What are you going to do when we finish our quest?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<elseif $adventure == 1>>\ HAGWIN: Energized! Wow, who knew adventures could be so much fun?<br> [[Where should we go next?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<elseif $adventure == 2>>\ HAGWIN: Me and Snickershins could take on the whole world together, couldn't we, girl?<br> [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<else>>\ HAGWIN: I'm ready to fight the Shyfters!<br> [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <</if>>\HAGWIN: I haven't told anyone about my plans for the future- not even my parents. I'm afraid they'll be disappointed in me, but... oh, nevermind. It's stupid.<br> [[Go on, you can tell me. I won't laugh.]] [[I'm bored already.]]HAGWIN: Anywhere but Snowcrest... I hear lots of monsters live in the mountains there, and I'm not ready to face them just yet.<br> [[How are you feeling?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]ALEA: We're not prepared for a trip to Snowcrest just yet. There's no way we'd make it through the snowy mountains without the proper gear. Maybe we can find what we need in Amber or Willow Hill?<br> [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[What are you going to do when we finish our quest?|finish2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]<<if $adventure == 0>>\ ALEA: I can't wait to get started! Just let me know if you need anything.<br> [[Where do you think we should go first?|gofirst2]] [[What are you going to do when we finish our quest?|finish2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<elseif $adventure == 1>>\ ALEA: I'm actually starting to get a little nervous. Getting that crystal was tough... and we still need to find two more. I hope we're up to it.<br> [[Where do you think we should go next?|gonext2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<elseif $adventure == 2>>\ ALEA: I'll be happy once this is all over with. Let's get that last crystal as fast as we can and finish this quest.<br> [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <<else>>\ ALEA: I don't think I'll ever be ready to go toe-to-toe with a Shyfter, but we don't have much choice, do we? No matter what happens, you've been a good friend to me. I'll stick by your side until the very end.<br> [[Goodbye.|thesign]] <</if>>\ALEA: My parents want me to continue on in the family business- you know, sewing clothes and making shoes? But that's not what I want. I don't think I can settle in one place for too long. I want to see the world! That's why I'm going to move to Willow Hill and join the army. They're always recruiting capable pegasus knights. I'll never be bored with a job like that!<br> [[You're going to join the army? That sounds dangerous...]] [[Fighting to protect Azmar from evil is a noble calling. You'll make an awesome knight someday!]] [[Where do you think we should go first?|gofirst2]] [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]ALEA: I'm going to defer to you on this one, Oh Glorious Leader! You haven't led us astray yet. I trust your judgement.<br> [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]HAGWIN: Well... I want to study magic. When I grow up, I want to become the most wise and powerful wizard in all of Azmar! Just imagine it... I'd have a long beard and flowing robes, and I'd never be scared of anything ever again. My magic would keep me safe!<br> [[That's pretty ambitious!]] [[Are you going to train at the wizard academy in Amber?]] [[That's a stupid dream.|I'm bored already.]]Hagwin is hurt by your words. He turns away to find comfort in Snickershins.<br> [[Continue|thesign]]HAGWIN: Yeah, maybe a bit. I think I'll apply to the academy when I'm old enough. It's not easy getting into a wizard school, you know. They'll probably reject my application. But training at the academy would be a dream come true!<br> [[I'm sure you'll get accepted. You've always had a knack for neat party tricks.]] [[They'd never accept an idiot like you.|I'm bored already.]] [[Where do you think we should go first?]] [[How are you feeling?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]HAGWIN: Oh, well... maybe. I mean- if they accept me. It's not easy getting into a wizard school, you know. They'll probably reject my application. But training at the academy would be a dream come true!<br> [[I'm sure you'll get accepted. You've always had a knack for neat party tricks.]] [[They'd never accept an idiot like you.|I'm bored already.]] [[Where do you think we should go first?]] [[How are you feeling?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]Hagwin blushes.<br> [[Where do you think we should go first?]] [[How are you feeling?]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]ALEA: Danger's my middle name! Actually, it's not. It's Beth. But maybe I'll change my middle name to Danger one day.<br> [[Where do you think we should go first?|gofirst2]] [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]Alea's smile splits her face from ear to ear.<br> [[Where do you think we should go first?|gofirst2]] [[How are you feeling?|feeling2]] [[Goodbye.|thesign]]<<if visited("Forget about your friends, avoid going home, and start searching for crystals")>>\ The goblins are disorganized and fight with primitive weapons. You are easily able to defeat them.<br> [[Loot the bodies]] [[Follow the path ahead]] <<else>>\ The goblins are disorganized and fight with primitive weapons. You are easily able to defeat them.<br> [[Continue|firnedshlk]] <</if>>\The goblins shank you and steal all your stuff, leaving you to die in the woods. Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\You dig through the goblins' pockets and find a poorly drawn map. It appears to lead off deeper into the woods... the wrong way.<br> [[Continue on your journey to Amber]] [[Follow the goblin map]]You follow the path until you come to a raging river. The path this way is blocked. You'll need to find some way to cross it.<br> <<if visited("Teleportrock")>>\ [[Use the teleportation rock to warp to the far side]] <</if>>\ [[Go back and look for another path]]HAGWIN: Goblins! Disgusting! Some of their black blood got on my robes... and poor Snickershins is terrified!<br> [[They're dead now. We should keep moving.]] [[Let's loot the bodies! Maybe they were carrying something useful.|Loot the bodies]]You follow the path until you come to a raging river. The path this way is blocked. You'll need to find some way to cross it.<br> <<if visited("Teleportrock")>>\ [[Use the teleportation rock to warp to the far side]] <</if>>\ [[Go back and look for another path]]You follow the path until you come to a raging river. The path this way is blocked. You'll need to find some way to cross it.<br> <<if visited("Teleportrock")>>\ [[Use the teleportation rock to warp to the far side]] <</if>>\ [[Go back and look for another path]]The goblin map leads you to a small treasure cave. It's filled with crappy weapons and stolen supplies, but you do find something of value- a teleportation stone! This stone can be used to teleport you across short distances. Once the magic of the stone is expended, the stone will turn to dust.<br> [[Continue|Teleportrock]]<<if visited("Forget about your friends, avoid going home, and start searching for crystals")>>\ You activate the magic stone and warp across to the far side of the river. A moment later the stone turns to dust. You proceed deeper into the woods.<br> [[Continue|dkglkg]] <<else>>\ Everyone gathers close as you activate the magic stone. There is a crazy flash of light and suddenly you're all standing on the far side of the river. A moment later the stone turns to dust. You and your companions proceed deeper into the woods.<br> [[Continue|dkglkg]] <</if>>\You return to the spot where the goblins ambushed you. Their corpses are rotting in the sun.<br> <<if visited("Loot the bodies")>>\ [[Follow the goblin map]] <<else>>\ [[Loot the bodies]] <</if>>\ [[Continue on your journey to Amber]]You put the rock in your pocket and continue on your way.<br> [[Continue|Continue on your journey to Amber]]You can see the glittering towers of Amber poking through the trees up ahead. There's just one problem- the goblins have set up a camp between here and there! Dozens of green little monsters scurry about, gathering firewood and singing evil songs.<br> [[Charge out and attack the goblins]] [[Look for another way around the camp]] [[Sneak into the camp and steal stuff]]You rush out and attack the goblins!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 5>>\You begin searching for a way around the camp when suddenly a war party bumps right into you! They shout an alarm, and soon the entire camp is aware of your presence. It's time for a fight!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 5>>\You sneak into the camp and begin pillaging. Just then a goblin warchief enters the tent you're in and raises an alarm! Soon the entire camp is aware of your presence. It's time for a fight!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 5>>\You chop up a bunch of goblins! The rest flee into the woods, unwilling to risk death today.<br> [[Loot the camp]] [[Get out of the woods as fast as you can and enter the town of Amber]]<<if $inventory.indexOf("Snow Gear") gte 0>>\ You begin rummaging through chests and crates. Most of the goblin supplies are useless, but you do find 25 gold coins. Nice!<br> [[Continue|toamdkf]] <<set $gold += 25>>\ <<else>>\ You begin rummaging through chests and crates. Most of the goblin supplies are useless, but you do find snow gear. This will be perfect for your trek to Snowcrest!<br> [[Continue|toamdkf]] <<set $inventory.push("Snow Gear")>>\ <</if>>\You follow the path all the way to the gates of Amber.<br> [[Continue|gatesofamber]]You put the snow gear in your pack and follow the path all the way to the gates of Amber.<br> [[Continue|gatesofamber]]<<if $hagwin == 1>>\ The glittering spires of Amber are dazzling. The city is filled with people going about their business. Nobody pays any attention to you.<br> [[Continue|gahf]] <<else>>\ The glittering spires of Amber are dazzling. The city is filled with people going about their business. Nobody pays any attention to you.<br> [[Continue|Town 1]] <</if>>\<<if visited("mager")>>\ The academy is safe and you have obtained the crystal you were seeking. Your work here is done.<br> [[Continue|Town 1]] <<else>>\ The wizard academy is a tall golden spire situated in the center of town. The immense gilded doors are covered in ornate carvings and esoteric glyphs.<br> [[Continue|mager]] <</if>>\HAGWIN: The Wizard Academy! There it is! Oh, how I long to join their ranks and become a wizard myself. I hope we can visit if we have time!<br> [[Continue|Town 1]]<div style="text-align: center;">\ <<if $inventory.indexOf("Snow Gear") gte 0>>\ You already have that!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ <<if $gold gte 25>>\ <<set $gold -= 25>>\ <<set $inventory.push("Snow Gear")>>\ Purchased Snow Gear.<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <<else>>\ You don't have enough gold!<br> [[Continue|Buy items]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ </div>\The wind whips around you, howling like a demon. Each step you take through the knee-deep snow feels like a thousand. Just when you think you can't possibly take another step, you're attacked by an ice troll!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 6>>\The troll mauls you and eats your bones. Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\You defeat the troll and leave it's bloody corpse lying in the snow. You must reach Snowcrest soon or you'll freeze to death!<br> [[Continue|breakisn]]There is a break in the wind and snow. For a brief instant you can see the towers of Snowcrest outlined on the mountaintop high above. The only thing standing between you and the city are the sheer Cliffs of Winter.<br> [[Continue|cliffsofkg]]The cold is sinking in, however, and making that climb will be difficult. You spot a cave nearby. What will you do?<br> [[Scale the Cliffs of Winter]] [[Take shelter in the cave]]You begin to climb the frozen cliffs hand over hand. The going is slow, and your fingers are freezing. Suddenly one of the rocks breaks away and you fall back to the bottom, landing in a pile of snow. Several more rocks break away and tumble down. This climb will be nearly impossible without some sort of climbing gear.<br> [[Continue|inghgkdls]]You enter the cave, glad to be out of the wind and snow. You sit down for a short rest when suddenly you hear a heart-stopping growl. Two giant snow beasts rush out of the darkness and attack!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 7>>\The snow beasts maul you and eat your bones. Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\You battle the vicious snow beasts and emerge victorious! Perhaps this cave isn't the safest place to rest, after all... you're just about to leave when you spot the remains of another poor old adventurer. The bones have been picked clean, but the snow beasts had no interest in the unlucky man's climbing gear!<br> [[Take climbing gear]]You grab the climbing gear and return to the Cliffs of Winter. Now the climb should be a cinch! Or so you hope...<br> [[Continue|climbingya]] <<set $inventory.push("Climbing Gear")>>\The climb is a struggle, but not impossible. Before long you find yourself standing atop the Cliffs of Winter and staring at the frozen gates of Snowcrest. You enter the city without hesitation.<br> [[Continue|insidesnowcrest]]The temperature continues to drop. You can't stay out here much longer. Your only choice now is to take shelter in the cave.<br> [[Continue|Take shelter in the cave]]The giant walls keep most of the wind out of the city, but few people wander the snowy streets. The imposing Ice Castle stands before you. If anyone in Snowcrest knows where you'll be able to find an ancient magic crystal, it'll be the Blizzard King.<br> [[Continue|Town 3]]<<if visited("elsoldierao")>>\ You already found the crystal in the old fortress! No need to go back there.<br> [[Continue|Town 2]] <<else>>\ The crumbling old fortress stands on the outskirts of Willow Hill. You pass down the road, but a heavily armored soldier stops you.<br> [[Continue|elsoldierao]] <</if>>\The frozen Ice Castle is a marvelous structure to behold. The battlements are patrolled by ice golems and the king's brilliant standard flutters in the wind atop the tallest turret.<br> [[Continue|goingisjfg]]<<if $alea == 1>>\ You don't make it too far into the twisted woods before Alea suddenly shouts "Look out!"<br> [[Continue|lksdsjglkjg]] <<else>>\ There is a loud crashing sound up ahead. Suddenly a massive creature strides into the clearing. You leap to the side just in time to avoid the mighty stomp of a giant tree-man! The living tree is furious that you've trespassed on its land, and it is going to smash you into a pulp!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 8>>\ <</if>>\You leap to the side just in time to avoid the mighty stomp of a giant tree-man! The living tree is furious that you've trespassed on its land, and it is going to smash you into a pulp!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 8>>\The tree grabs you and rips you in half. Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\You manage to avoid the tree-man's wild attacks and bring the beast down. The monstrous tree smashes into a pile of firewood. Phew...<br> [[Continue|pasthertre]]The path ahead is encircled in a tangle of thorny vines. Thankfully, you're small enough to be able to crawl through without much trouble. It's slow going, but you don't run into anymore trouble on the way. You arrive at Willow Hill a short while later.<br> [[Continue|slgwizad]]<<if $alea == 1>>\ The forest village is filled with singing elves and dancing pixies. Perhaps someone here will know where you can find a magic crystal...<br> [[Continue|aleadsk]] <<else>>\ The forest village is filled with singing elves and dancing pixies. Perhaps someone here will know where you can find a magic crystal...<br> [[Continue|Town 2]] <</if>>\ALEA: We made it to Willow Hill! Oh, I would love to visit the fortress and learn more about the Pegasus Knights here. I'm sure Tinnwissle will want to hear all about it as well, won't you, boy?<br> [[Continue|sltinkth]]Tinnwissle whinnies.<br> [[Continue|Town 2]]<<if $hagwin == 1>>\ Hagwin nervously reaches out to knock on the door, but at that moment an old wizard carrying sacks full of magic ingredients comes rushing out. He runs right into Hagwin, sending the poor boy tumbling across the cobblestone street. The sacks go flying out of the wizard's hands and spill all over the street. The green sandy contents within dissolve in a puff of smoke.<br> [[Continue|pisssed]] <<else>>\ You reach out to knock on the door, but at that moment an old wizard carrying sacks full of magic ingredients comes rushing out. He runs right into you, sending you tumbling across the cobblestone street. The sacks go flying out of the wizard's hands and spill all over the street. The green sandy contents within dissolve in a puff of smoke.<br> [[Continue|pisssedatyou]] <</if>>\ARCH-WIZARD: You idiot! You clumsy, foolish oaf! You're as stupid as that boy in the cellar- look what you made me do! ARGH! These supplies are ruined!<br> [[Hey! Leave him alone! You're the one who came charging outside without looking- YOU ran into HIM!]] [[We're sorry, we came here seeking information about a crystal. We didn't mean to make a mess.]] [[Stupid boy in the cellar?]] [[What are the supplies for?]]ARCH-WIZARD: You idiot! You clumsy, foolish oaf! You're as stupid as that boy in the cellar- look what you made me do! ARGH! These supplies are ruined!<br> [[You're the one who came charging outside without looking- YOU ran into ME!]] [[I'm sorry, I came here seeking information about a crystal. I didn't mean to make a mess.]] [[Stupid boy in the cellar?|cellar2]] [[What are the supplies for?|supplies2]]ARCH-WIZARD: Insolent little children! What's this city coming to? Every child who crosses my path is dumber than the last!<br> [[What's that supposed to mean?]] [[We're sorry, we came here seeking information about a crystal. We didn't mean to make a mess.]] [[What are the supplies for?]]ARCH-WIZARD: And yet here you stand in the middle of a mess! *sigh* I know the crystal you seek, but unfortunately you're going to have a tough time getting your hands on it. That crystal resides in the crypts beneath this school.<br> [[Continue|beneaht]]ARCH-WIZARD: One of our students had the bright idea to dabble in forbidden magic after hours... in the crypts beneath the school, of all places! Well, you can imagine how THAT went. The little fool managed to awaken the dead Arch-Wizards.<br> [[Continue|archies]]ARCH-WIZARD: One of our students had the bright idea to dabble in forbidden magic after hours... in the crypts beneath the school, of all places! Well, you can imagine how THAT went. The little fool managed to awaken the dead Arch-Wizards.<br> [[Continue|archies]]ARCH-WIZARD: They're furious, as you can imagine. In fact, they've begun killing students. If word of this gets out... well, it would shut down the Academy! I was on my way to meet with the Hermit. He assures me he knows a spell that can reverse all of this, but without those supplies the spell won't work!<br> [[We can gather more supplies for you.]] [[Who is the hermit?]] [[Do you know about magic crystals, by any chance?]]ARCH-WIZARD: How generous of you. Very well! If you wish to help, you'll need to make your way to the Arcane Chambers on the far side of the school grounds. Talk to the student at the desk and ask for the Magic Pouch. Bring that back here and we'll see about getting this mess cleaned up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other matters to attend to.<br> [[Continue|otherkjslkj]]ARCH-WIZARD: Some crazy old man who lives in a tree on the edge of town. Well, he may be crazy, but he knows his stuff. That guy is one of the most brilliant wizards I've ever met.<br> [[We can gather more supplies for you.]]ARCH-WIZARD: I know the crystal you seek, but unfortunately you're going to have a tough time getting your hands on it. That crystal resides in the crypts beneath this school- which, as I mentioned, are currently overrun with angry undead wizards.<br> [[We can gather more supplies for you.]] [[Who is the hermit?]]ARCH-WIZARD: Unfortunately, one of our students had the bright idea to dabble in forbidden magic after hours... in the crypts beneath the school, of all places! Well, you can imagine how THAT went. The little fool managed to awaken the dead Arch-Wizards.<br> [[Continue|archiedds]]ARCH-WIZARD: They're furious, as you can imagine. In fact, they've begun killing students. If word of this gets out... well, it would shut down the Academy! I was on my way to meet with the Hermit. He assures me he knows a spell that can reverse all of this, but without those supplies the spell won't work! Anyway, if you want that crystal, we need to find a way to put the dead back to sleep.<br> [[We can gather more supplies for you.]] [[Who is the hermit?]]ARCH-WIZARD: One of our students had the bright idea to dabble in forbidden magic after hours... in the crypts beneath the school, of all places! Well, you can imagine how THAT went. The little fool managed to awaken the dead Arch-Wizards.<br> [[Continue|archies]]The Arch-Wizard walks away. You cross the school grounds in search of the Magic Pouch. It isn't difficult to locate- in fact, for once something is rather easy. You collect the pouch from the student, gather up the spilled ingredients, and take them to the Hermit.<br> [[Continue|hermmy]]The Hermit quickly assembles the ingredients into a potion, which he assures you will take care of the undead. With the potion in hand, you return to the Academy to meet with the Arch-Wizard once more.<br> [[Continue|archieyd]]ARCH-WIZARD: So! It would seem you aren't completely useless after all. That's good. Now take that potion down to the crypts, find the undead masters, and make sure to douse them in that goop. I'll be in my office if you need anything.<br> [[Why don't you do it yourself?]] [[I'll be back when the dead are dead again!]]ARCH-WIZARD: Too busy! Besides, you're the hero of this tale. What good is this rubbish if I do everything for you? Goodbye!<br> [[Continue|slamss]]The Arch-Wizard smiles at you in a patronizing sort of way and slams the door in your face.<br> [[Continue|slamemdlkjg]]The Arch-Wizard slams the door in your face.<br> [[Continue|slamemdlkjg]]Still paying attention? GOOD! We're about to enter a new dungeon...<br> [[Continue|intothedungeon]]ARCH-WIZARD: Insolent little children! What's this city coming to? Every child who crosses my path is dumber than the last!<br> [[What's that supposed to mean?|mean2]] [[I'm sorry, I came here seeking information about a crystal. I didn't mean to make a mess.]] [[What are the supplies for?|supplies2]]ARCH-WIZARD: One of our students had the bright idea to dabble in forbidden magic after hours... in the crypts beneath the school, of all places! Well, you can imagine how THAT went. The little fool managed to awaken the dead Arch-Wizards.<br> [[Continue|archiess]]ARCH-WIZARD: One of our students had the bright idea to dabble in forbidden magic after hours... in the crypts beneath the school, of all places! Well, you can imagine how THAT went. The little fool managed to awaken the dead Arch-Wizards.<br> [[Continue|archiess]]ARCH-WIZARD: They're furious, as you can imagine. In fact, they've begun killing students. If word of this gets out... well, it would shut down the Academy! I was on my way to meet with the Hermit. He assures me he knows a spell that can reverse all of this, but without those supplies the spell won't work!<br> [[I can gather more supplies for you.]] [[Who is the hermit?|hermit2]] [[Do you know about magic crystals, by any chance?|crystal222]]ARCH-WIZARD: How generous of you. Very well! If you wish to help, you'll need to make your way to the Arcane Chambers on the far side of the school grounds. Talk to the student at the desk and ask for the Magic Pouch. Bring that back here and we'll see about getting this mess cleaned up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have other matters to attend to.<br> [[Continue|otherkjslkj]]ARCH-WIZARD: Some crazy old man who lives in a tree on the edge of town. Well, he may be crazy, but he knows his stuff. That guy is one of the most brilliant wizards I've ever met.<br> [[I can gather more supplies for you.]]ARCH-WIZARD: I know the crystal you seek, but unfortunately you're going to have a tough time getting your hands on it. That crystal resides in the crypts beneath this school- which, as I mentioned, are currently overrun with angry undead wizards.<br> [[I can gather more supplies for you.]] [[Who is the hermit?|hermit2]]ARCH-WIZARD: Unfortunately, one of our students had the bright idea to dabble in forbidden magic after hours... in the crypts beneath the school, of all places! Well, you can imagine how THAT went. The little fool managed to awaken the dead Arch-Wizards.<br> [[Continue|archieddsd]]ARCH-WIZARD: They're furious, as you can imagine. In fact, they've begun killing students. If word of this gets out... well, it would shut down the Academy! I was on my way to meet with the Hermit. He assures me he knows a spell that can reverse all of this, but without those supplies the spell won't work! Anyway, if you want that crystal, we need to find a way to put the dead back to sleep.<br> [[I can gather more supplies for you.]] [[Who is the hermit?|hermit2]]ARCH-WIZARD: One of our students had the bright idea to dabble in forbidden magic after hours... in the crypts beneath the school, of all places! Well, you can imagine how THAT went. The little fool managed to awaken the dead Arch-Wizards.<br> [[Continue|archiesff]]ARCH-WIZARD: And yet here you stand in the middle of a mess! *sigh* I know the crystal you seek, but unfortunately you're going to have a tough time getting your hands on it. That crystal resides in the crypts beneath this school.<br> [[Continue|beneahtdd]]ARCH-WIZARD: They're furious, as you can imagine. In fact, they've begun killing students. If word of this gets out... well, it would shut down the Academy! I was on my way to meet with the Hermit. He assures me he knows a spell that can reverse all of this, but without those supplies the spell won't work!<br> [[I can gather more supplies for you.]] [[Who is the hermit?|hermit2]] [[Do you know about magic crystals, by any chance?|crystal222]]You enter the crypts. You find yourself standing in a domed room. Three passageways stand before you: a heavy stone door engraved with the ancient rune for "Arch-Mage," a tunnel leading into a dark, silent crypt, and a corridor leading into a room lit by torches. You can see movement at the far end of the path... could those be the restless dead?<br> [[Enter the crypt of the Arch-Mage]] [[Enter the dark tunnel]] [[Enter the well-lit tunnel]]<<if visited("takejade")>>\ <<if visited("achchamber")>>\ Nothing more to find in this room.<br> [[Continue|cryptentrance]] <<else>>\ You unlock the door using the Jade Key.<br> [[Continue|achchamber]] <</if>>\ <<else>>\ The door is locked. You will need a Jade Key to open it.<br> [[Continue|cryptentrance]] <</if>>\<<if visited("jadekyet")>>\ Nothing more to find in this room.<br> [[Continue|cryptentrance]] <<else>>\ You enter the dark tunnel and begin exploring the passageway. You find yourself standing in a dark old crypt. A thick layer of dust has settled over everything. It appears as though this room has remained undisturbed for many years.<br> [[Continue|jadekyet]] <</if>>\<<if visited("skellywiz")>>\ There does not appear to be anything of further interest in this chamber. You return to the entrance.<br> [[Continue|cryptentrance]] <<else>>\ You enter the well-lit hallway and follow the voices. Sticking to the shadows, you notice several undead skeleton wizards in the chamber ahead.<br> [[Continue|skellywiz]] <</if>>\As you begin to look around the room you notice an intricately carved Jade Key wedged behind one of the coffins.<br> [[Take key|takejade]] [[Leave key]]You are standing at the entrance of the crypts. What do you want to do?<br> [[Enter the crypt of the Arch-Mage]] [[Enter the dark tunnel]] [[Enter the well-lit tunnel]]You take the key. There does not appear to be anything of further interest in this chamber. You exit the dark tunnel and return to the entrance.<br> [[Continue|cryptentrance]]There does not appear to be anything of further interest in this chamber. You exit the dark tunnel and return to the entrance.<br> [[Continue|cryptentrance]]<<set $armor5 = either("Hide Armor","Leather Armor","Studded Armor","Padded Armor","Chain Mail","Dragon Scale Armor","Half Plate","Plate Armor","Ring Mail","Iron Suit")>>\ <<set $armormod5 = either("Holy","Bloody","Beautiful","Crude","Invincible","Magical","Primitive","Sacred","Superior","Impenetrable","Deadly","Poisonous","Venomous","Cursed","Flaming","Fiery","Frozen","Ancient","Unholy","Kingly","Enchanted","Silver","Golden","Jade","Onyx","Shadowy","Trusty","Haunted","Demonic")>>\ <<set $postarmormod5 = either("of Doom","of Chaos","of Destiny","of Death","of Destruction","of the King","of the Queen","of the Knight","of Darkness","of the Wizard","of Infinity","of Flame","of the Warchief","of Wickendness","of Warding","of Protection","of the Light","of Evil","of Shadow","of Giants")>>\ This chamber houses the bones of the first Arch-Mage, the brilliant wizard who founded this school 10,000 years ago. The burial room has remained undisturbed since he died. It is filled with chests of gold and magical artifacts. As you're exploring the room, you notice a suit of armor: the $armormod5 $armor5 $postarmormod5!<br> [[Take armor]] [[Leave armor]]<<set $armor = "$armormod5 $armor5 $postarmormod5">>\ <<set $arm += 1>>\ <<set $def = $basedef + $helm + $arm + $sd>>\ Obtained $armormod5 $armor5 $postarmormod5. Total Armor increased by +1. You exit the crypt of the Arch-Mage and return to the entrance.<br> [[Continue|cryptentrance]]You exit the crypt of the Arch-Mage and return to the entrance.<br> [[Continue|cryptentrance]]The wizards are attempting to perform some sort of ritual to put the flesh back on their bones, but the spell is not working.<br> [[Attack them]] [[Throw the potion at them like a bomb]]You leap into the chamber and attack the wizards!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 9>>\You toss the potion into the room. It bursts open on the floor, sending goopy liquid splattering in all directions. The skeletons are immediately covered in the viscous slime. A few moments later they collapse to the ground, dead once again.<br> [[Continue|dealth]]Now that the undead wizards have been dealt with, you notice a magic crystal held in a shimmering vortex at the far side of the chamber. You reach out and take the crystal. Its power courses through your body. You're one step closer to victory over Skaven the Shyfter!<br> [[Continue|outtathecrypt]]With the crystal in hand, you exit the crypts and return to the chamber of the Arch-Wizard.<br> [[Continue|wizarxher]] <<set $adventure += 1>>\ <<set $ambercrystal = 1>>\ARCH-WIZARD: You've dealt with the Arch-Mages and collected the crystal? Your skill is very impressive indeed! Unless I'm greatly mistaken, I'd say you have what it takes to become our top student here at the Academy! What do you say?<br> <<if $hagwin == 1>>\ [[Continue|hagqunask]] <<else>>\ [[Thank you for your offer, Arch-Wizard, but my destiny lies elsewhere.]] [[I would love to train at this school! I will return as soon as my quest is complete!]] <</if>>\The skeleton wizards destroy you with magic. Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\HAGWIN: Um... I know we have a quest to pursue, but... I'd really like to stay here. It's always been my dream to study magic. What do you say? Would it be alright if I stay here? I'm sure my magic would come in handy in the future!<br> [[Of course! Joining the Wizard's Academy is all you've ever talked about since I met you. I'm sure you'll love it here.]] [[I need you with me, Hagwin. You can join the school after we finish our quest.]]ARCH-WIZARD: I understand. If you change your mind, the Wizard's Academy of Amber would welcome you with open arms. Farewell, brave hero!<br> [[Continue|saybood]]ARCH-WIZARD: Very good! You will find robes, spellbooks, and a room ready for you whenever you return. Good luck on your travels, young hero!<br> [[Continue|saybood]]You say goodbye and exit the Academy.<br> [[Continue|Town 1]]Tears begin to well up in Hagwin's eyes. He tries to smile, but fails spectacularly. He wraps you in a giant hug and buries his face in your shoulder. He begins talking into your sleeve- his voice is muffled, but it sounds like he says "I'll miss you."<br> [[Continue|byehaggy]]HAGWIN: Oh... right, of course. The quest. Well, listen... I don't think I'm cut out for questing. I belong here. Besides, you don't need me. I'll only slow you down. I'm sure you'll do fine.<br> [[Continue|Of course! Joining the Wizard's Academy is all you've ever talked about since I met you. I'm sure you'll love it here.]]You say goodbye to Hagwin and the Arch-Wizard and exit the Academy.<br> [[Continue|Town 1]] <<set $hagwin = 0>>\SOLDIER: Hold! This road is off-limits. The old fortress has been quarantined due to a Skad infestation. No one may pass this way.<br> [[I'm seeking a magic crystal. Do you know where I might find something like that?]] [[Isn't the fortress guarded by knights? What happened?]]SOLDIER: Now that you mention it, I heard talk about a magic crystal sealed away in the vault beneath the fortress. It's probably still there... unless the Skads found a way to open the vault.<br> [[I'm going to destroy the Skads and find the crystal!]] [[How do I open the vault?|How can we open the vault?]]SOLDIER: Those furry devils tunnelled under the fortress during a shift change. We never expected an attack from underground. By the time we managed to organize an effective defense it was already too late. The lower levels were filled with hundreds of Skads. We were completely outnumbered.<br> [[Is there a magic crystal inside the fortress by any chance?]]SOLDIER: Now that you mention it, I heard talk about a magic crystal sealed away in the vault beneath the fortress. It's probably still there... unless the Skads found a way to open the vault.<br> [[I'm going to destroy the Skads and find the crystal!]] [[How do I open the vault?|How can we open the vault?]]SOLDIER: Woah there! Where do you think you're going? I said nobody can pass this way.<br> [[I'm a hero destined to save the world from Shyfters! I need that magic crystal to do it.|todotodo]] [[Kungfuspacebarbarian gave me permission.|todotodo]]SOLDIER: Why would I tell you that?<br> [[I'm a hero destined to save the world from Shyfters! I need that magic crystal to do it.|todotodo]] [[Kungfuspacebarbarian asked me to find it.|todotodo]]SOLDIER: Well, golly! Why didn't you say so in the first place? The vault is sealed using something called a Gemlock. You'll need to find the four gemstones hidden throughout the base, solve the riddle on the door, and place the stones in the correct order. Odd way of locking a door, if you ask me. But I don't make the rules. I'm just here to provide exposition.<br> [[Thanks for the info]] [[Anything else I should know about the fortress?]]The soldier steps aside and allows you to pass. You proceed to the fortress.<br> [[Continue|toilfro]]SOLDIER: The fortress is ancient and hasn't been well maintained. Aside from the traps we placed inside to thwart would-be intruders, the structure is extremely unstable in places. Keep a watchful eye if you plan on exploring- one wrong step could send you crashing to your death a few floors below.<br> [[Thanks for the info]]The massive bronze doors have been flung wide open. Dead bodies lay strewn about the base. You step over the corpses of half a dozen soldiers and enter the fortress.<br> [[Continue|insidielk]]Two crumbling stone staircases stand before you. One leads to the upper turrets of the fortress while the other descends into the depths of the basement. Which way will you go?<br> [[Up]] [[Down]]You ascend the stairs and arrive on a balcony high above the atrium. You can hear a skittering sound coming from inside the walls. Suddenly a horde of Skads emerges from the ruins all around you- they attack!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 10>>\You descend the stairs and arrive in a dark passageway. You can hear a skittering sound coming from inside the walls. Suddenly a horde of Skads emerges from the ruins all around you- they attack!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 11>>\The Skads rip you apart and eat your bones. Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\You fend off the Skads, beating the snot out of them and tossing them off the balcony. Their disgusting, pus-filled bodies explode into fur and slime as they smash into the stone floor far below. You begin to run, but dozens of Skads emerge from the walls and block your path.<br> [[Continue|blokkek]]You fend off the Skads, beating the snot out of them and tossing them through crumbling walls. Their disgusting, pus-filled bodies explode into fur and slime as they smash into the stones around you. You begin to run, but dozens of Skads emerge from the walls and block your path.<br> [[Continue|blokkek]]You hear the ancient stones groan beneath your feet. The combined weight of all the Skads is too much on this crumbling section of the fortress! Before you have time to react, the stones collapse beneath your feet. You and the Skads tumble down into the darkness below...<br> [[Continue|intothedarkness]]You land with a wet splat on a pile of mud and poop. The unlucky Skads are crushed by huge chunks of falling rock and crumbling masonry. Thankfully, you have been spared that terrible fate.<br> [[Continue|terriblefate]]You stand and brush yourself off. Darkness surrounds you, but you are able to make out the entrances to two tunnels directly ahead. The first is filled with old supply carts and empty crates. This was likely a supply tunnel used by the soldiers in the event of a siege.<br> [[Continue|siejg]]The second passageway leads to a slimy tunnel. You can hear water running at the end of it. This must be the way to the sewers. Which way will you go?<br> [[Supply tunnel]] [[Sewers]]You make your way down the supply tunnel, carefully picking your path among the empty crates and old supply carts as you creep through the darkness.<br> [[Continue|endofthesu]]You make your way down the stinky sewers, carefully picking your path among the piles of excrement as you creep through the darkness.<br> [[Continue|endofthesu]]After several minutes of fumbling through the darkness you arrive at the end of the tunnel. The old vault stands before you. There's just one problem... the vault has already been blasted open!<br> [[Continue|mutieskad]]An enormous, mutant Skad, ten times bigger and uglier than any Skad you've seen before, sits in the vault chewing on the magic crystal. The crystal is too hard, however, and as the Skad chomps down its teeth shatter! The beastly monstrosity unleashes a hideous howl of pain and rage. It throws the offending crystal against the wall.<br> [[Continue|slkgjkls]]The crystal clinks harmlessly against the wall and clatters to the floor. Just then the mutant Skad spots you! It lumbers to its feet and charges you like a crazed minotaur!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 12>>\The mutant Skad mauls you and eats your bones. Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\You leap to the side as the giant Skad charges past. The brute smashes head-first into the stone wall behind you, sending chunks of loose stone crashing down. Dazed, the Skad stumbles backward and falls flat on its butt.<br> [[Continue|skadfalls]]The brute begins foaming at the mouth. Its giant claw lashes out, desperately searching for you. Before the beast can regain its feet, you finish it off with your $weap. The Skad pukes out pus and slime... it is dead.<br> [[Explore the vault|valuljty]] [[Take the crystal]]The vault has been completely looted by the Skads. Apparently, the big ugly one won the right to claim the magic crystal. Thankfully, the brute is dead.<br> [[Take the crystal]]You grab the crystal and exit the vault.<br> [[Continue|uuuuuu]]Following the light at the end of the passageway ahead, you finally make your way out of the fortress and into the sunlight once again.<br> [[Continue|sunlgu]]You return to the main road. The soldier you met earlier is still standing guard. He is clearly surprised to see you alive.<br> [[Continue|soldieralive]]SOLDIER: You- you made it out of the fortress? The Skads didn't eat you for breakfast? I can't believe it!<br> [[The Skads have been dealt with.|yyttyyy]] [[I got the crystal. Those Shyfters are one step closer to defeat!|yyttyyy]] <<set $adventure += 1>>\ <<set $willowcrystal = 1>>\SOLDIER: Color me impressed! You did what an entire army could not! You have the makings of a true pegasus knight about you, that's for sure. Why, I'd wager you have what it takes to rise through the ranks and become Lord Commander in no time! What do you say? Will you join our army?<br> [[I don't think I'm cut out to be a soldier. My destiny lies elsewhere.]] [[It has always been my dream to join the pegasus knights! There's just one problem... I never bonded with a pegasus. I'm afraid I can't join your army. What good is a pegasus knight without a pegasus?]]SOLDIER: I'm sorry to hear that. If you ever change your mind, you know where to find us.<br> <<if $alea == 1>>\ [[Continue|alealeaves]] <<else>>\ [[Continue|byeknight]] <</if>>\SOLDIER: I'm sorry to hear that. If you ever find your Bonded and decide to join up, you know where to find us.<br> <<if $alea == 1>>\ [[Continue|alealeaves]] <<else>>\ [[Continue|byeknight]] <</if>>\ALEA: Hey, I know we have a quest to finish, but after all we've been through I think you can handle anything that comes your way. These guys, on the other hand, need all the help they can get. I want to stay here. I want to join the pegasus knights and help them rebuild. I want to defend the people of Willow Hill!<br> [[You will be a great knight! I'll miss you, but you belong here.]] [[No! You can't leave! I need you on the quest! I can't do it without you!]]You bid farewell to the soldier and return to town.<br> [[Continue|Town 2]]ALEA: I'll miss you, too. But don't worry! We'll meet again someday- I promise. Good luck on your quest!<br> [[Continue|leavealead]] <<set $alea = 0>>\ALEA: You'll be fine. Just trust your gut, and keep that weapon handy. We'll meet again someday- I promise!<br> [[Continue|leavealead]] <<set $alea = 0>>\You bid farewell to Alea and the soldier and return to town.<br> [[Continue|Town 2]]<<if visited("quickejourney")>>\ You have already defeated the giants and obtained the crystal. No reason to go back there!<br> [[Continue|Town 3]] <<else>>\ You venture south toward the Frozen Caverns. The journey doesn't take long. In fact, Snowcrest is barely out of sight before you arrive at the icy entrance. You steel your nerves and enter the dungeon.<br> [[Continue|quickejourney]] <</if>>\You pass through the castle gates and enter the royal courtroom for an audience with the king. The grizzled old Blizzard King sits on his icy throne, flanked by two menacing ice golems.<br> [[Continue|icedkings]]BLIZZARD KING: Welcome to my humble court, little hero. Why have you come here?<br> [[I am seeking a magic crystal. I hoped you might know where it is hidden.]] [[Shyfters are attacking Azmar! You must send your army to help fight!]]BLIZZARD KING: Indeed I do, but I'm afraid you will not like the news I must give you. During the last ice giant attack on our city, a monstrous brute named Torment stole the crystal. He and his ilk took the crystal back to their cave, just south of the city.<br> [[Continue|sprenosg]]BLIZZARD KING: The threat of Shyfter attacks ever shadows this land. However, my army will not march against them- they are needed here. As King of Snowcrest, it is my duty to keep my people safe. If the Shyfters attack this city, we will defend it. Otherwise, we will remain here. Is there anything else you seek?<br> [[I am seeking a magic crystal. I hoped you might know where it is hidden.]]BLIZZARD KING: I can spare no troops to retrieve it, but if you have the strength and courage to prevail then the crystal may yet be yours.<br> [[Thank you, good king!]] [[I'll kill Torment and get that crystal myself!]]The king nods. You exit the Ice Castle.<br> [[Continue|Town 3]]The king nods. You exit the Ice Castle.<br> [[Continue|Town 3]]You find yourself standing in a vast chamber filled with angry ice giants. Their leader, Torment, sits in the back of the cavern caressing the crystal like a kitten.<br> [[Continue|giantight]]Just then the brutes notice you. They don't seem intelligent, but they're smart enough to know you don't belong in their cave. The giants attack!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 13>>\The giants beat you to a pulp and eat your bones. Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\It is a difficult fight, but in the end you stand victorious. With the ice giants defeated, the magic crystal is yours for the taking! You grab the crystal and flee the cave before any more giants show up.<br> [[Continue|totowek]]You return to Snowcrest.<br> [[Continue|Town 3]] <<set $adventure += 1>>\ <<set $snowcrestcrystal = 1>>\Thunderclouds gather overhead. The pegasus herd has retreated into the caves for shelter against the storm. Lightning flashes in the distance. Danger is brewing...<br> [[Continue|dlkgjlkagjlsk]]It is now time to hold the crystals over your head and speak the magic words... it is time to summon the Warriors of Cloud Mountain!<br> [[Beefy Barbarians Beat Down Bad Guys!]] [[Stinkle-Dinkle-Doo!]] [[Shyfters smell like dog farts!]] [[Courageous Knights Kill Shapeshifting Creatures!]]Nothing happens. You're just speaking nonsense.<br> [[Beefy Barbarians Beat Down Bad Guys!]] [[Stinkle-Dinkle-Doo!]] [[Shyfters smell like dog farts!]] [[Courageous Knights Kill Shapeshifting Creatures!]]Nothing happens. You're just speaking nonsense.<br> [[Beefy Barbarians Beat Down Bad Guys!]] [[Stinkle-Dinkle-Doo!]] [[Shyfters smell like dog farts!]] [[Courageous Knights Kill Shapeshifting Creatures!]]You shout the magic words up to the Heavens and wait. Nothing happens...<br> [[Continue|kgljkuu]]Nothing happens. You're just speaking nonsense.<br> [[Beefy Barbarians Beat Down Bad Guys!]] [[Stinkle-Dinkle-Doo!]] [[Shyfters smell like dog farts!]] [[Courageous Knights Kill Shapeshifting Creatures!]]Suddenly you hear a deep, booming laugh. Slowly, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, an enormous Shyfter appears near the edge of the mountain! The Shyfter rises higher and higher into the sky. To your horror, you realize the monstrosity is surrounded by dozens of smaller Shyfters!<br> [[Continue|finalshd]]SHYFTER: No one is coming to save you, hero. You think the Shyfters lack cunning? It took all of our combined magic to impersonate that stupid barbarian and convince you to go on this quest, but you fell right into our trap!<br> [[Continue|tautshey]]SHYFTER: You gathered the magic crystals for us, and now we will use them to unseal the Infinite Prison! Lord Skaven will walk through the mortal realms once again. At long last, Azmar will fall!<br> [[You tricky stink bugs!]] [[There are no Warriors of Cloud Mountain? After all this... I lost?]]ALEA: You dumb Shyfters forgot one thing... WE are the Warriors of Cloud Mountain!<br> [[Continue|friendsrigd]]ALEA: Of course there are Warriors of Cloud Mountain- they're us!<br> [[Continue|friendsrigd]]You spin around and spot Hagwin and Alea racing toward you on their pegasi. They lands nearby and stand at your side, facing the Shyfters with looks of determination on their faces.<br> [[Continue|haggyidgu]]HAGWIN: You didn't think we'd let you fight the Shyfters alone, did you?<br> [[But... we can't defeat the Shyfters! We're all going to die!]] [[Aww... you guys are my best friends!]]SHYFTER: That's right. Now hand over the crystals.<br> [[Okay, you can have them.]] [[Eat dog crap, Shyfter scum!]]SHYFTER: Touching. Now hand over the crystals.<br> [[Okay, you can have them.]] [[Eat dog crap, Shyfter scum!]]Something strange has come over you. Perhaps it's the magic of the Shyfters turning your brain into mud, or maybe you've gone temporarily insane. Whatever happened inside your head, it made you act out against your best interests.<br> [[Continue|deeeee]]The Shyfters howl with laughter. They were hoping for a good fight. They buzz around like a swarm of bees and attack!<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 14>>\You hand over the crystals. The Shyfters cackle with glee as they kill you and your friends on the spot. With the four magic crystals in their possession, the Shyfters unseal the Infinite Prison and release Skaven.<br> [[Continue|durrrr]]As there are no heroes left in Azmar, the Shyfters have free reign to do as they please. They destroy the world. You have doomed us all, you fool! I hope you were just joking... but the ending is up to you. You can stop here and finish the adventure in total defeat or try again.<br> [[Try again|flerpaderp]]The Shyfters are standing before you. They demand you hand over the crystals now... or else.<br> [[Okay, you can have them.]] [[Eat dog crap, Shyfter scum!]]The Shyfters kill you and take the crystals. The world is DOOMED!! Your journey ends here... YOU ARE DEAD!<br> [[Retry?|Fight]] <<set $hp = $maxHP>>\ <<set $mp = $maxmp>>\ <<set $pizza = 2>>\ <<set $beer = 1>>\It is an epic battle. Thunder rumbles and lightning flashes in the Heavens as heroes and Shyfters clash atop Cloud Mountain. Rain pours around you, making the ground slippery and treacherous.<br> [[Continue|morghe]]While you battle the Shyfters on the mountaintop, Alea and Hagwin zoom through the skies on Tinnwissle and Snickershins, smiting Shyfters from above. Dozens of Shyfters are knocked out of the air, but there are simply too many of them!<br> [[Continue|iiiiooeoe]]The Shyfters beat you and your friends down, smashing you into the side of the mountain again and again. Having beaten you, they toss your battered bodies aside and take the crystals from your weak, grasping hands...<br> [[Continue|rainsghg]]Rain continues to fall. You can barely keep your eyes open or lift your face out of the mud. With each flash of lightning you can see the Shyfters getting farther and farther away...<br> [[Continue|kfshg]]There is one final flash of lightning, but this time you don't see Shyfters. You see bare feet. Using all your strength, you crane your neck up to see who the feet belong to...<br> [[Continue|thefelkj]]It's a barbarian. A barbarian holding the reins of a majestic pegasus. The barbarian reaches a beefy hand down and yanks you to your feet.<br> [[Continue|notgiving]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: You're not giving up on me yet, are you, hero?<br> [[It's no use... the Shyfters have the crystals. They won.]] [[Of course not! I was just... uh... resting my eyes for a minute.]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Bah! Crystals or no crystals, those guys are wimps! Here, I found this guy wandering around in the Astral Wastes. No clue how he got there, but he says he was looking for you. Allow me to introduce Flitterflick- your Bonded.<br> [[Continue|Bondingkdkd]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: Good! Those guys are wimps! Here, I found this guy wandering around in the Astral Wastes. No clue how he got there, but he says he was looking for you. Allow me to introduce Flitterflick- your Bonded.<br> [[Continue|Bondingkdkd]]The barbarian hands you the reins. You feel an instant magical connection with the pegasus standing before you- you've finally Bonded!<br> [[Hi, Flitterflick. It's nice to meet you.|ooppaabond]] [[This is the best feeling I've ever felt in my entire life.|ooppaabond]]KUNGFUSPACEBARBARIAN: I hate to cut in on this- I'm sure you've been waiting to meet each other for a long time- but, uh, in case you haven't noticed, those Shyfters are getting away. You might still catch them if you hurry, though! Go on, get moving!<br> [[Continue|movingsss]]You leap on Flitterflick's back and take off into the air. Flying with your Bonded is as easy as breathing- it's completely natural. The two of you race after the Shyfters, who are now zooming toward the base of Cloud Mountain. You zip down quick as lightning and catch up to them!<br> [[Continue|lettssk]]The Shyfters are furious. They're only moments away from unsealing the Infinite Prison, but you can't let them succeed! It's time for the final battle...<br> [[Fight]] <<set $state = 15>>\Your battle with the Shyfters will soon be the stuff of legend. Machine gun fire sprays wildly in all directions. Rockets veer off into the clouds as you and Flitterflick spin through the air and dive-bomb the Shyfters. The mountainside is filled with explosions as Shyfters collide in midair and accidentally kill each other.<br> [[Continue|lskgjiiirr]]Before long the Shyfters are nothing more than piles of scrap metal. You and Flitterflick stand amidst the smoking ruins of their cold, metallic carcasses- looking pretty heroic, to boot.<br> [[Continue|almosthterke]]Alea and Hagwin approach, grinning from ear to ear. Their wounds have been healed, and they stand tall alongside their Bonded companions. As the three of you watch the sun rise over the horizon, the four magic crystals dissolve into dust. The Infinite Prison will never be unsealed again.<br> [[Continue|soclosen]]The three of you wrap each other in a tight hug. You have defeated the Shyfters. You are heroes! But more than that, you are Warriors... the Warriors of Cloud Mountain.<br> [[THE END]]Congratulations!<br> You win.<<if $header == 1>>\ <div class="myDiv">\ <span class='no'>\ <div style="text-align: center;">\ <<link "Back">><<run Engine.backward()>><</link>> | <<link "Save">><<script>>UI.saves()<</script>><</link>> | [[Restart][state.restart()]] </div>\ </span>\ </div> <</if>>\