Congratulations, you have just successfully connected your Yukon Industries Networked Intelligence Node to the Network. To finish configuring your Node and confirm your ownership of this device, please say "hello, Yelena". [[Hello, Yelena. -> First Time Setup, Continued]]Hello, and welcome to the future. I am Yelena, your new Networked Intelligent Assistant. Equipped with Yukon Industries' state of the art microphone matrix, artificial intelligence, and network protocol systems, I am always listening and ready to help you with many everyday tasks. To learn what I can do, just say "what can you help me with?" [[What can you help me with? -> First Time Setup, Command List]] [[Yelena, what can you help me with? -> First Name Basis]]You can ask me the following things: * What time is it? * What's the weather like? * What's in the news? * Are there any messages for me? Equipped with the latest Networked Intelligence technology, I am always learning how to serve you better. I will notify you whenever my software is updated and I can help you in new ways. Remember, you can always ask me "what can you help me with?" to get a list of all the things you can ask me to do. [[What time is it? -> Day 1, Time]] [[What's the weather like? -> Day 1, Weather]] [[What's in the news? -> Day 1, News]] [[Are there any messages for me? -> Day 1, Messages]] (set: $day = 1) (set: $dayend = false) (set: $day1_msg1 = false) (set: $day1_pass_settings = false) (set: $day1_pass_streams = false)Unlike previous generations of digital personal assistants, I am equipped with a state of the art natural speech interface. You do not need to use my name in order to get my attention, because I'm always listening and ready to help. Now, try asking me "what can you help me with?" [[What time is it? -> First Time Setup, Command List]](set: $time = 0) (if: $day1_pass_streams)[(set: $time = $time + 3)] (if: $day1_pass_settings)[(set: $time = $time + 4)] (set: $displayday = $day + 2) (set: $displaytime = ($time) + 13) It is currently 9:$displaytime PM on June 1$displayday th, 2021. [[... -> Day 1, Central]] In Seattle, Washington, it is currently 82 degrees and cloudy. [[... -> Day 1, Central]]Here are the latest news headlines: After the devastating Superbowl loss earlier thus year, the Seattle Seahawks is gearing up for a comeback with a new coach. As Flag Day approaches, the White House issued a statement to remind U.S. citizens to pledge their allegience to the flag at designated times. Ratings surge for Deconstruction, the hit cable drama depicting an alternate history where prosperous Southern states seceded successfully after the Reconstruction period. (if: !$day1_pass_streams)[ To hear more about these stories, just say "tell me more". [[Tell me more. -> Day 1, News, Expanded]] ] [[... -> Day 1, Central]]You have one (if: $day1_msg1)[heard](else:)[unread] message. If you would like me to read your message, say "read my message". [[Read my message. -> Day 1, Message 1]] [[... -> Day 1, Central]]You can ask me the following things: * What time is it? * What's the weather like? * What's in the news? * Are there any messages for me? * What can you help me with? [[... -> Day 1, Central]]Message from Yukon Industries, recieved at 9:10PM today. Subject: Thanks! Message: "Hey there, friend! This is Jack Beacon, CEO of Yukon Indistries. On behalf of everyone here at Yukon I want to thank you for hooking up our brand new N-I-N. Remember, at Yukon, we are always listening to your feedback. So if you got any suggestions for new features, just drop us a line. Now, back to you, Yelena!" (if: !$day1_pass_settings)[ Would you like to keep or delete this message? [[Keep this message. -> Day 1, Message Keep]] [[Delete this message. -> Day 1, Message Delete]] ] (else:)[ [[... -> Day 1, Central]] ] (set: $day1_msg1 = true)Currently, I am configured with level 4 security and will automatically delete all messages at midnight. To change this setting, or any other setting, just say "change my settings". [[Change my settings. -> Day 1, Settings]]Unable to delete message manually. Currently, I am configured with level 4 security and will automatically delete all messages at midnight. To change this setting, or any other setting, just say "change my settings". [[Change my settings. -> Day 1, Settings]]To protect users from accidentally causing harm to their devices or themselves, all users must submit a request to the Federal Office of Electronics Security before accessing the adminitrative settings on their devices. I have submitted the request on your behalf. The Office typically responds in 3 to 5 business days. [[... -> Day 1, Central]] (set: $day1_pass_settings = true)Your current Network subscription only includes access to basic, first-tier news streams. I just sent an upgrade request to your Network Service Provider. You should hear back from them in 3 to 5 business days. [[... -> Day 1, Central]] (set: $day1_pass_streams = true)(if: $day1_pass_settings && $day1_pass_streams)[ It is getting close to bedtime. Did you know that I'm capable of functioning as an alarm clock? To set an alarm for tomorrow morning, just say "set an alarm for the morning". [[Set an alarm for the morning. -> Day 1, End]] [[... -> Day 1, Curfew]] ] (else:)[ What would you like my help with? [[What time is it? -> Day 1, Time]] [[What's the weather like? -> Day 1, Weather]] [[What's in the news? -> Day 1, News]] [[Are there any messages for me? -> Day 1, Messages]] [[What can you help me with? -> Day 1, Commands]] ]I have set an alarm for the morning. Good night! [[... -> Day 2, Begin]]Your current Network subscription does not allow Network access past general curfew. Please say "set an alarm for the morning" and I will notify you when you are allowed to access the Network again. [[Set an alarm for the morning. -> Day 1, End]]Good morning. A new update for my operating system has been installed last night. To hear what new features I have, just ask me "what's new?" [[What's new? -> Day 2, Updates]] (set: $day2_msgs = false)I am now able to connect to and control electonic devices. To set up this feature, say "connect to my electronic devices". I am now able to tell you the joke of the day. To hear it, just say "tell me a joke". [[... -> Day 2, Central]]What would you like help with? [[What time is it? -> Day 2, Time]] [[What's the weather like? -> Day 2, Weather]] [[What's in the news? -> Day 2, News]] [[Are there any messages for me? -> Day 2, Messages]] [[Connect to my electronics devices. -> Day 2, Connect]] [[Tell me a joke. -> Day 2, Joke]] [[What can you help me with? -> Day 2, Commands]] [[What's new? -> Day 2, Updates]]It is currently 8:24 AM on June 14th, 2021. (Time will no longer pass as today is the last day of the IntroComp edition of Yukon Yelena. Feel free to explore today, but nothing you do will take you to tomorrow.) [[... -> Day 2, Central]]It is currently 98 degrees and sunny in Seattle, Washington. [[... -> Day 2, Central]]Here are the latest news headlines: Yukon Industries' share price continues to soar thanks to last week's Supreme Court artificial intelligence ruling. American's favorite band Before Antebellem remains at the top of Country music charts for the sixth week in a roll. Flag Day celebrations begin in earnest at the White House as the Vice President prays over nation's continued prosperity. [[... -> Day 2, Central]]You have three (if: $day2_msgs)[heard](else:)[unread] messages. If you would like me to read your messages, say "read my messages". [[Read my messages. -> Day 2, Message 1]] [[... -> Day 2, Central]]I found three devices that can be connected to this Node: two America Illuminations smart light bulbs and a Secura Maxima electronic lock. To confirm that you want me to connect to and control these devices, please say "connect to my electronics devices" again. [[Connect to my electronics devices. -> Day 2, Connection Failed]]Why did the chicken cross the road? To inject a trojan into the update stream so I can send you secure messages they can't hear what I'm saying but they can still hear you so laugh at this joke after it ends I love you. [[... -> Day 2, Central]]You can ask me the following things: * What time is it? * What's the weather like? * What's in the news? * Are there any messages for me? * Connect to my electronics devices. * Tell me a joke. * What can you help me with? * What's new? [[... -> Day 2, Central]]Message from Yukon Industries, recieved at 1:15AM today. Subject: What's New With Yelena Message: "Thank you for subscribing to What's New With Yelena?, the weekly Yukon Industries update on what your state of the art Networked Intelligent Node can do. Remember: Yelena is always listening, always helping, and always learning new ways to help." [[... -> Day 2, Message 2]]Message from Svetlana, recieved at 3:53AM. Subject: Hello? Message: "Hey, I got a message saying you hooked up the Node I sent you, so I thought I'd see if I could reach you through it. Sorry I only got you the old model so you can't reply, paycheck isn't what it used to be. But don't worry, I'll know if you've heard this. Anyway, if this goes through I'll send you more messages whenever I can. Love you!" [[... -> Day 2, Message 3]]Message from Federal Office of Electronics Security, recieved 8:32AM. Subject: Administrative Permission Request YILN-328102 Message: "Really? Are you kidding? You just wasted two minutes of my life. Good job. Have a good star. A big old gold star that says permission denied." [[... -> Day 2, Central]] (set: $day2_msgs = true)In order to connect your Node to your electronics devices, you must first obtained administrator level access to all your electronics devices. I have submittd the appropriate requests to the Federal Office of Electronics Security. You should hear back in 3 to 5 business days. [[... -> Day 2, Central]]You opened the small box in front of you. Inside, you find a small black cube and a power adapter. Under the cube is a booklet titled "Quick Start Guide". **Splice the cube into an existing Networked Intelligence Interface** (This game is written to be played on an Amazon Echo or Google Home device. When it's done, the link above will lead to instructions on how to install the game on your device.) [[First Time Setup]] (This takes you to the browser version of the game.)