*if asteroid = true
	*goto asteroid_remarks

*if (passengers_carrying = 1) and (planet_name = passenger_destination)
	*rand dieroll 1 3
	
	*if dieroll = 1
		👨‍🚀 "This is my stop, Captain," says your passenger.
		*return
		
	*if dieroll = 2
		👨‍🚀 "Oh good, I see we've finally arrived at my destination," says your passenger.
		*return
		
	*if dieroll = 3
		👨‍🚀 "Finally! I thought we were never going to arrive at my destination," exclaims your passenger.
		*return
		

*if (passengers_carrying < 1) and (planet_name = passenger_destination)
	*rand dieroll 1 3
	
	*if dieroll = 1
		👨‍🚀 "This is our stop, Captain," clamor your passengers.
		*return
		
	*if dieroll = 2
		👨‍🚀 "Yay!  We've arrived!" say your passengers.
		*return
		
	*if dieroll = 3
		👨‍🚀 "Our long, boring journey is finally over," mutters one of your passengers.
		*return
		
	
*label lemon

*rand dieroll 1 7

*if (dieroll = 1) and (passengers_carrying = 1)
	*goto one_remarks

*if (dieroll = 1) and (passengers_carrying > 1)
	*goto multi_remarks

*return

*label golden_key

*if (drive_goal - move_counter) < 26
	*return

*rand dieroll 1 3

*if dieroll = 1
	👨‍🚀 "Hey, I guess I should've told you this earlier, but I'm an experienced ship's mechanic.  I noticed you've got an extra warp drive back there.  It's a pretty unique design, but I think I can get it to work.  Do you want me to install it for you?"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	👨‍🚀 "Captain ${name}, I was poking around in the engineering room, and I couldn't help but see you've got a strange, gold-colored warp engine in there.  If you like, I can install it.  I'm pretty handy with these kinds of things."
	
*if dieroll = 3
	👨‍🚀 "Listen, I saw that golden warp drive you've got sitting in a closet in engineering.  If you want, I can probably get it working for you.  I served as a mechanic's apprentice on a ship out of ${planet76_name} for a couple of years."
	
*return

*label one_remarks

*if (drive_goal - move_counter) < 26
	*return

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	👨‍🚀 "Not sure if I like the look of this sector, Captain," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 2
	👨‍🚀 "I got a spooky feeling about this sector, Captain," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 3
	👨‍🚀 "This sector is a complete waste of space," mutters your passenger.

*if dieroll = 4
	👨‍🚀 "No matter how many times I go out in space, it always strikes me as unfathomably beautiful," remarks your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 5
	👨‍🚀 "You know what?  One day, I'd love to return to this sector," comments your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 6
	"This looks like a very interesting sector, Captain!" says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 7
	👨‍🚀 "I know I'm not in charge, but I really think this quadrant is worth exploring some more," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 8
	👨‍🚀 "Something about this sector just doesn't feel right," mutters your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 9
	👨‍🚀 "This sector is awesome!" exclaims your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 10
	👨‍🚀 "I sure wish we'd hurry up and get to ${passenger_destination}," says your passenger. 
	
*if dieroll = 11
	👨‍🚀 "Have you ever been to ${passenger_destination} before, Captain?  It has some wonderful beaches," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 12
	👨‍🚀 "They say that, if you spend too much time traveling between the stars, you start to go crazy.  The old-timers call it Space Madness," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 13
	👨‍🚀 "I hate to be the one to say it, Captain, but the air inside the ${ship_name} is starting to get a little stale.  We should really head to ${passenger_destination} at once," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 14
	👨‍🚀 "People on the planet ${planet_name} sure do have some weird accents," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 15
	👨‍🚀 "You know, when I was a kid, my parents used to dream of taking us on an interplanetary cruise.  But they never could save up enough money," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 16
	👨‍🚀 "I highly recommend that we increase speed so that we can get to ${passenger_destination} at once," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 17
	👨‍🚀 "Have you ever had Plingferian ice cream before?  It's insanely delicious.  We should definitely stop by somewhere and get some," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 18
	👨‍🚀 "Hey, fair warning.  I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a few minutes.  I, uh, had to take care of some personal business," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 19
	👨‍🚀 "I hope the next planet we visit has an Astro Burgers because I'm starving," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 20
	👨‍🚀 "I'm kinda getting hungry, and all I brought with me to eat were some Lil' Chocs.  It's high time we got to ${passenger_destination}!" says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 21
	👨‍🚀 "One of these days, I really want to go visit the Cookie Dough Ranch.  I heard that it's fun for the whole family!" says your passenger.

*return
	
*label multi_remarks

*rand dieroll 1 10

*if dieroll = 1
	👨‍🚀 "Not sure if I like the look of this sector, Captain," says one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 2
	👨‍🚀 "I got a spooky feeling about this sector, Captain," says one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 3
	👨‍🚀 "This sector is a complete waste of space," mutters one of your passengers.

*if dieroll = 4
	👨‍🚀 "No matter how many times I see an sector, it always strikes me as unfathomably beautiful," remarks one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 5
	👨‍🚀 "You know what?  One day, I'd love to return to this sector," comments one your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 6
	"This looks like a very interesting sector, Captain!" says one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 7
	👨‍🚀 "I know I'm not in charge, but I really think this quadrant is worth exploring," says one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 8
	👨‍🚀 "Something about this sector just doesn't feel right," mutters one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 9
	👨‍🚀 "This sector is awesome!" exclaims one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 10
	👨‍🚀 "I sure wish we'd hurry up and get to[/i] ${passenger_destination}," says one of your passengers.  
	
*return

*label asteroid_remarks

*if passengers_carrying = 1
	*goto one_remarksb

*if passengers_carrying > 1
	*goto multi_remarksb

*return

*label one_remarksb

*rand dieroll 1 10

*if dieroll = 1
	👨‍🚀 "Not sure if I like the look of this asteroid, Captain," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 2
	👨‍🚀 "I got a spooky feeling about this asteroid, Captain," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 3
	👨‍🚀 "This asteroid is a complete waste of space," mutters your passenger.

*if dieroll = 4
	👨‍🚀 "No matter how many times I go out in space, it always strikes me as unfathomably beautiful," remarks your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 5
	👨‍🚀 "You know what?  One day, I'd love to return to this asteroid," comments your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 6
	"This looks like a very interesting asteroid, Captain!" says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 7
	👨‍🚀 "I know I'm not in charge, but I really think this asteroid is worth exploring," says your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 8
	👨‍🚀 "Something about this asteroid just doesn't feel right," mutters your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 9
	👨‍🚀 "This asteroid is awesome!" exclaims your passenger.
	
*if dieroll = 10
	👨‍🚀 "I sure wish we'd hurry up and get to[/i] ${passenger_destination}," says your passenger.  

*return
	
*label multi_remarksb

*rand dieroll 1 10

*if dieroll = 1
	👨‍🚀 "Not sure if I like the look of this asteroid, Captain," says one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 2
	👨‍🚀 "I got a spooky feeling about this asteroid, Captain," says one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 3
	👨‍🚀 "This asteroid is a complete waste of space," mutters one of your passengers.

*if dieroll = 4
	👨‍🚀 "No matter how many times I see an asteroid, it always strikes me as unfathomably beautiful," remarks one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 5
	👨‍🚀 "You know what?  One day, I'd love to return to this asteroid," comments one your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 6
	"This looks like a very interesting asteroid, Captain!" says one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 7
	👨‍🚀 "I know I'm not in charge, but I really think this asteroid is worth exploring," says one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 8
	👨‍🚀 "Something about this asteroid just doesn't feel right," mutters one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 9
	👨‍🚀 "This asteroid is awesome!" exclaims one of your passengers.
	
*if dieroll = 10
	👨‍🚀 "I sure wish we'd hurry up and get to[/i] ${passenger_destination}," says one of your passengers.  
	
*return

