Solution to "Murphy's Law" by Scott Hammack

TAKE PEN
TAKE ENVELOPE
WRITE CHECK
PUT CHECK IN ENVELOPE
CLOSE ENVELOPE
S
W
S
OPEN CABINET
WEAR BANDAGE
E
OPEN DRAWER
LICK STAMP
PUT STAMP ON ENVELOPE
N
OPEN REMOTE
TAKE BATTERIES
W
TAKE GLASS
E
E
OPEN MAILBOX
W
N
W
OPEN FRIDGE
TAKE PIZZA
DROP PIZZA
PUT GLASS ON ROACH
TAKE KEYS
W
UNLOCK CAR WITH KEYS
OPEN CAR
TAKE OPENER
OPEN OPENER
PUT BATTERIES IN OPENER
PUSH OPENER
PULL HOOD LEVER
PULL TRUNK LEVER
OPEN TRUNK
TAKE KIT
OPEN HOOD
PUT RED CABLE ON POSITIVE TERMINAL
PUT BLACK CABLE ON NEGATIVE TERMINAL
START CAR
TAKE KIT
CLOSE HOOD
CLOSE TRUNK
ENTER CAR
N
OUT
W
ENTER LINE
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
Z
PUT ENVELOPE ON COUNTER
Z
Z
Z
Z
E
ENTER CAR
E
BRAKE
OPEN BEER
